Chapter 61: What is ‘mememe’?
by WuWangChapter 61: What is ‘mememe’?
Seeing their older sister being beaten until she wailed loudly, the two little foxes’ minds exploded with a bang, and they were stunned—what was going on? Why wasn’t their sister fighting back? She knew how to cast spells without a wand! She couldn’t… she couldn’t possibly like this, could she…
“Huh? Pretty brave (Ahhh, I’ll kill you!), daring to recite Dark Curses in public (Ah! Just you wait, how dare you do this to me, I’ll kill… ahhh!), do you even know where this is? (Wuwu ah…), coming here to cause trouble? (Mmhh ahh, stop hitting, wuwu…)”
“Go open the door, hurry and open the door!” Lilith cried desperately, struggling on the sofa while shouting: “That’s the ‘Ocris Magic Mirror’! Go get someone!”
The two little foxes felt dizzy, finally realizing what magic Louis had used.
The best way to deal with this move was close combat—the two little sisters saw the berserker who was holding their older sister up in the air with one hand suddenly sweep his gaze towards them, and their souls nearly fled in fright. Wiping cold sweat, they grabbed their wands and ran to the door, trying to unlock it.
However, after reciting the unlocking spell for a long time, the door still did not reappear. Anxious, they started crying loudly and pounding on the walls, hoping someone outside could hear.
Unfortunately, Lilith had already cleared out the entire floor.
Just then, an invisible force suddenly grabbed their legs, dragging the two girls who were pounding the wall at the door, Zinnia and the other, harshly back into the hall. When they looked back, their jaws nearly dropped—that Wizard was grinning wickedly, holding a fly swatter towards them, then using that fly swatter as a wand, he cast two Magic Spells at once.
Afterward, the leather belt on the floor that Zinnia often used to hit people flew up, as if alive, snapped sharply a few times in mid-air, and then moved behind Zinnia and the other girl.
Zinnia and the other had just been dragged back by that invisible force when they received a harsh blow—clearly, this hitter was much more skilled than Zinnia. It hurt so much that the fur on their tails stood on end, and they cried and ran towards the door.
However, this dragging spell seemed to be on a loop. Every time they just started running, they were dragged back by their legs, then whipped harshly by the belt. To avoid being hit, they had to run towards the door. But each time they would be yanked back. After several rounds, the two girls wept in despair, even clawing the carpet to shreds.
But the belt didn’t get lighter; instead, it hit harder and harder…
On the other side, Lilith was being beaten so hard she kicked her feet wildly, her high-heeled shoes already kicked off.
“You said it yourself, today even if you scream your throat raw, no one will come.”
“Stop hitting, please, I was really wrong…”
Louis chuckled coldly, took out a stack of IOUs from his chest, and threw them into Lilith’s arms—they even had Lilith’s signature on them.
Looking at that stack of IOUs, Lilith suddenly felt cold all over.
“Mr. Louis, I never signed these. Aren’t you afraid I’ll report you to the Ministry of Magic for doing this? I’m Yingling’s sister! You’re blackmailing the wrong person, wuwu… You can’t do this…” As she spoke, Lilith tore up the IOUs while crying, very much as if she would rather die than sign.
[Choice A. Strength +1]
Louis smiled and nodded, then gestured with his chin towards the maid outfit over there and laughed: “Dancing is fine too, Miss Lilith. The clothes you specially brought, put them on quickly.”
“You… you damn scoundrel! Do you know who you’re messing with, wuwu… Stop hitting, stop hitting…” This time, Lilith didn’t check her fingernails or cross her legs anymore; she started begging.
Louis laughed. He put down the fly swatter in his hand. Seeing Helen was still watching like a silly goose by the fireplace sofa, he gave the still bent-over Lilith a prompting slap, then walked towards the camera.
Then, Louis turned around cheerfully and looked towards the desk—only to see the big sister boss Lilith, who had just been begging, leap onto the desk like a little fox, kicking all the Porcelain Dolls to pieces. Afterward, Lilith laughed wildly: “Hahahaha, fool!”
[Anger and entanglement of the ‘Fox Black Skull Society’ 1, Curses in succession 1, Trif Film Studio Snow Fox Girls Troupe Contract (1/3), Strength +1]
After kicking the last Porcelain Doll to pieces, Lilith picked up her wand and pointed it fiercely at Louis: “Dance for me quick… Huh? Huh??”
In stunned disbelief, Lilith suddenly twisted her waist, wagged her tail, and began dancing a strange dance.
She looked up in confusion and saw Louis not far away, once again smiling as he reached into his chest, leisurely taking out six more Porcelain Dolls. Then he slowly placed them one by one on the nearby table, arranging them in a row.
At that moment, Lilith’s face was full of despair. What made her feel even more hopeless was that the maid outfit on the floor suddenly flew up and was pulled over her head.
“Don’t do this, don’t make me wear this, please, wuwu… Helen is watching, please, don’t make me wear this…” the big sister boss Lilith begged.
[Louis’s delight 6, Helen’s fear and curiosity 1, Blank 1, Yingling’s anger and impending visit (to be claimed) 1, King 1, Experience +50…]
In the end, Helen watched as her big sister bosses lined up one by one, crying while they danced.
“That’s right~ Good girls, don’t you all love dancing? (‘Wuwu, stop hitting, stop hitting, wuwu’), Miss Pirate stand on the left, Miss Maid stand in the middle, Miss Agent stand on the right… Line up, why are you so dumb (‘Wuwu, it hurts to be hit’)? Center around Miss Maid Lilith, okay?”
“Has anyone heard of ‘phut hon’ or ‘mememe’? (“What is ‘mememe’?” a little fox asked through tears.)”
“Oh~ I’ll teach you~ Raise your hands (sobbing uncontrollably), twist your waist one, two, three, four, wag your tail~ Good, squat halfway, twist your hips two, two, three, four, wag your tail~ Excellent…”
At that moment, the roles among those options were completely reversed.
A sneaky little kitten in an invisibility cloak quietly crawled towards the balcony. But before reaching it, her tail was grabbed.
“Huh?”
“Wuwu, Louis, I was wrong. They really weren’t called here by me to deal with you, truly.”
“Go, go sit on the sofa and watch properly how your big sister bosses perform, otherwise their trip would be for nothing—all you big sister bosses, perform well for your little follower, got it? (‘Stop hitting, wuwu stop hitting’)? Got it?”
“Ye… yes… wuwu…”
“Louder!”
In unison: “Yes!”
The big sister bosses danced and cried while begging. The little follower Helen watched with her mouth agape as her big sister bosses performed one Magic trick after another.
At that moment, the big sister bosses, seeing the curious look in the eyes of the little follower they often bullied, felt dizzy.
Later, Louis called Zinnia out from the dance troupe—the one who usually loved to bully people the most at the academy—and made her ride the unicycle used for circus performances in the office, crying as she tossed small balls.
She was actually quite suited for riding a unicycle…
The others were too.
Five big sister bosses sang and danced in the middle, while one big sister boss circled them riding a unicycle and tossing balls.
Like a bunch of monkeys…
Watching their performance, the little follower finally couldn’t help but laugh.
[‘Blank 1’ changed to ‘Helen’s delight 1’]
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