Chapter 601
by fanqienovelChapter 601: Never Indulge the "Giant Infant"!
While Barbatos was lecturing the "Outer Predators" of the "Core Statistical Bureau," one of Trilobite’s "allies" had already clashed fiercely with deities from the "Primal Wilderness"!
“Aoooh—!”
“Umm—!”
“Bang——!”
“Boom!”
Colossal giant beasts collided and wrestled near the "Giant God World Tree grove."
Mountain-like impacts thundered!
Their massive paws trampled the earth, diverting Ether River currents and imprinting vast lakes across the land.
The terrain warped and reshaped endlessly.
Tangible forces raged wildly while intangible power—divine might—nearly solidified under the dense concentration of deities.
Even backed by Giant Gods, the "Giant God World Tree" trembled violently, leaves rustling in distress.
Mortals, even the Chosen Ones warriors of the "Purification Guard war organization," could only watch helplessly from the shuddering World Tree as the gods waged war.
Though mortals held significant value to deities, their impact remained negligible without overwhelming numbers in such high-intensity battles.
Moreover, these "long-necked Giant God allies" hadn’t yet deployed sufficient Chosen Warriors for "boarding actions" into enemy divine bodies.
Thus…
“Whack——!”
A titanic paw slammed brutally!
“Aooh——!”
A "Vast Dragon God" took a brutal blow to the face.
Razor-sharp claws raked bloody gashes across its head!
It staggered back two steps but didn’t retreat. Instead…
“Boom——!”
It lunged forward, driving its horns into the "long-necked Giant Spirit God," forcing it back relentlessly.
“Aooh——!”
Agonized shrieks and furious roars shook the rainy skies.
Soon, the Giant God faction’s "long-necked Vast Dragon God" was beaten into retreat!
The battlefront teetered on collapse.
This conflict erupted because…
"Hunger marketing" backfired—potential customers stormed the specialty store.
The core difference between Primal Wilderness deities and the Chaos Demon God from Chaos Swamp Realm? Temper!
Though the male Chaos Demon God was either wicked or eccentric, he retained rationality; his actions weren’t emotion-driven—at least not entirely.
On the contrary, the deities of the Primal Wilderness were not very rational.
Whether it was the "Giant Spirit God" or the "Vast Dragon Gods," they lacked smarts.
The Giant Spirit God was a bit better, as it occasionally used its brain when doing things; but the Vast Dragon Gods were different—they had basically given up their brains.
Their actions were almost completely driven by "emotions" and "instincts."
Plus, with the Vast Dragon Gods’ shared bad temper, it meant that if someone annoyed them, they attacked!
As the etheric storm poured down, tiny "Impure Spirits" kept emerging from the primordial particles floating in the "etheric black clouds" and the void.
They fell across the Primal Wilderness along with the rain.
Some landed in the Primal Mud.
There, they fed on the energy in the Primal Mud to survive; when a deity came close, they quickly moved in to eat the energy radiating from the divine body, or even tiny scraps of flesh under the deity’s Steel Skin.
Those "Impure Spirits" that landed directly on deities were luckier.
They got a feast right away.
So, widespread itching spread among the many deities of the "Primal Wilderness."
Because of how their divine bodies worked, they had few options; most of the time, they just rolled on the Primordial Earth, scraping their Steel Skin against hard "Primal Stones" to cover the unbearable itching with pain.
But soon, word got around about special items near the border of the Primal Wilderness and the Chaos Swamp that could ease the "itching."
A group of "Vast Dragon Gods" suffering from the itching came looking, only to find…
They were too late!
As they say, those nearby got served first.
The "Purification Guard" naturally helped the Giant God’s "allies" first.
Maybe those creatures the Giant God saw as "Strange Liaoning Dragons" were small, needing little "Purification Guard" to drive off their "Impure Spirits."
But remember, the Giant God had other allies too—those Trilobite called "Plateosaurus," huge beings that evolved from "ordinary Pan-Spirit Deities" into "Vast Dragon Gods of the long-necked type."
These guys needed lots more Purification Guards!
In the end, the "Purification Guards" said they wouldn’t leave the "Giant God Fantasy Tree" area; they told deities needing to remove "Impure Spirits" to lie down nearby.
After cleaning one, they moved on to the next.
The "Vast Dragon Gods of the long-necked type" got the service by coming back regularly for cleanings.
From Trilobite’s view, this meant…
What was once a shop selling "Dermatitis Cream" turned into a place like a foot bath parlor or health center.
It used to sell products; now it sold services.
At that point, things were still under control.
But when other wild groups of Vast Dragon Gods showed up, things changed big time.
Those guys saw the "long-necked" ones relaxing with the service while they could only watch…
and they got mad!
The itching on their bodies made the gathered Vast Dragon Gods even angrier!
Unhappiness piled upon frustration, brewing into…
"Awooo—!"
"Roar—!"
Furious bellows echoed across the Primal Wilderness.
For these irrational creatures, concepts like "consequences" were utterly unworthy of consideration.
Their dim-witted minds couldn’t even grasp such an idea.
These dullards knew only one thing: those "trees" and "long-necks" ahead had made them wait!
Making them wait meant making them unhappy.
And since they were unhappy, there was nothing more to discuss!
They had to charge forward and start a fight!
Meanwhile, the lounging "Vast Dragon Gods · Long-necked Species", eyes half-closed as they enjoyed the "Purification Guard" service, were inexplicably swatted aside. Unprepared, they plunged into a violent brawl.
By the time Trilobite arrived, chaos reigned supreme!
"Damn it all!"
He cursed furiously.
Within the sky-obscuring downpour, horned strange creatures wrestled with "Plateosaurus".
The horned beasts used their ambush advantage to drive the "Plateosaurus" steadily backward.
Their stomping feet crushed many newly sprouted "bracken fern" seedlings!
"These giant beasts gathered here…"
"I think I know what happened."
A moment’s thought revealed the situation’s origins to Trilobite.
"Honestly…"
"Destroying something just because it’s unavailable or requires queuing!?"
"This is the first time I’ve encountered such ridiculous ‘customers’!"
Up until now, hadn’t all Trilobite’s clients treated him politely?
Hadn’t every one spoken reasonably?
Unable to buy something…
Or merely facing a queue, they wanted to smash the place!
In any world, any plane, such overgrown infant "customers" deserved nothing but a harsh lesson.
Absolutely no room for playing peacemaker or smoothing things over!
"Seems I’ll have to give you some corrective education!"
"Eating two of you will serve as the lesson!"
"Boom—! Boom—! Boom—!"
The massive "saber-toothed Xuanhan Dragon" slowly emerged on the high ground, powerful muscles rippling beneath the torrential rain.
"Huff—!"
A puff of white smoke shot from its enormous nostrils.
"Hmm…"
"Though your behavior is despicable…"
"I still recognize your kind."
Trilobite gazed down from his vantage point.
Though his eyesight remained "average," he could still identify large objects.
And these creatures’ features were unmistakable…
Observing the group adorned with slightly forward-curving horns and bodies clad in osteoderm scale armor, Trilobite swiftly pinpointed their origin.