Chapter 249

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Chapter 249: The Fairy Woman

When he woke up, it was already dawn.

Bai Wei opened his eyes, just regaining his consciousness from the dream, suddenly noticed a pair of beautiful eyes staring straight at him, it was his own sister.

Yagyū Simozi : “Where did you pick up this fairy woman and bring her home?”

Bai Wei was interrupted before he could speak by her fierce questioning.

Fairy woman?

He paused: “What fairy woman…”

Before he could finish speaking, he noticed a girl lying beside him, leaning against his shoulder, covered with a blanket.

Two people, one blanket.

Bai Ze Woman was frowning slightly, seemingly having an uneasy dream. She instinctively grabbed Bai Wei’s sleeve, seeking some sense of security. The graceful princess could not hide her vulnerability even in her dreams.

Obviously, Yagyū Simozi couldn’t be so attentive to cover them both. It didn’t take a guess to know that it was the work of a certain panda.

You really know how to assist, huh?

Bai Wei lifted the blanket, picked up a scratcher nearby, and gently scratched Chao Lu’s head for balance. Then he got up and left the sofa.

He took his sister to the bathroom and explained last night’s incident while washing up.

“In simple terms, it was a buy one, get one free deal with the panda. I told you, if you feed a stray cat, you might end up with two.”

“But this isn’t a stray panda,” Yagyū Simozi objected to the explanation. “She’s clearly a female demon.”

Bai Ze resembles a human very closely, but humans don’t grow horns, and their hair is not mostly green.

Only those who dare face the harsh reality of life would dare dye their hair green.

Bai Ze’s green hair and horns were easily distinguishable – he definitely wasn’t human.

It must be said that monsters have a certain advantage in this regard. Either they don’t look human at all, or they don’t look human enough.

Chao Lu’s appearance was indeed very attractive, and her artistic temperament could rival that of Simozi even in her unconscious sleep, as she furrowed her brows unknowingly.

She naturally possessed an irresistible elegance.

Unfortunately, Simozi’s temperament in this aspect was merely a 70 out of 100, hesitating and unsure. She could neither surpass nor fall short.

In any case, when comparing them, Yagyū Simozi suddenly realized that she might not be the most beautiful girl in the house anymore. Her immediate reaction was to playfully bother her brother.

She felt it was time to be serious.

If it were a Sakurai Shiru, it could be tolerated; if it were a giant panda as a pet, it could still be tolerated. But picking up a female demon was absolutely not acceptable. Do you know how much effort I put into driving away several demons who came to repay their debts in the past?

Most female demons, besides being able to shapeshift and act cute, lack basic survival skills. Their skills are focused solely on enchantment. Keeping them at home would not only make rice more expensive, but it would be better to directly introduce them to work in a factory with meals, accommodation, and salary.

Bai Wei patted his sister’s head and reassured her, “We’ll send her away in a few days. She won’t stay long, don’t worry.”

Yagyū Simozi emphasized, “She has to leave today.”

“She’s not a cat.”

“If big brother won’t do it, I’ll do it. I’ll talk to her, and with her thin skin, she’ll naturally leave.”

“She’s a refugee from the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom.”

“Isn’t that even worse? Brother, have you become an advocate for the Left?!”

“…. Hold on.” Bai Wei suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem. This behavior was indeed quite “leftist.” He spoke earnestly, “You’re right, it’s definitely not okay. We can associate with anything, except for the Left.”

The Virgin Mary is not acceptable, but the Holy Father who performs physical and spiritual salvation with firearms could be considered.

“So it’s important to send them away quickly, understand?” Yagyū Simozi emphasized, “I don’t like female fairies.”

“What about male fairies?”

“Well, those are fine because they have a good feel when you chop them.”

Yagyū Simozi had previously signed up for community security activities in the Ming Country and worked with the police sisters to handle minor disputes in the community. Most of the work at the grassroots level was like this, dealing with all kinds of small problems and conflicts. Big cases were rare. But unexpectedly, she encountered some foreign gangs by sheer luck. In her panic, she killed three male monsters. The feeling of cutting them was different from that of humans because they had more muscle mass.

Since then, Simozi developed a liking for the feeling of cutting meat while cooking.

Because there was a female fairy in the family, Simozi’s younger sister didn’t want to make breakfast anymore. She stuck out her tongue at her older brother and told him to make breakfast himself. Then she grabbed a few sandwiches and bit into a cucumber as she went to school.

Bai Wei had to do it himself. There weren’t as many variations for Chinese-style breakfast. At home, breakfast usually consisted of porridge.

Drinking porridge was like drinking sweet water. Drinking too much could easily make one a “fat otaku,” but porridge was really delicious and easier to swallow than white rice.

After cooking the millet porridge, he took out the jar of pickled vegetables and cut some pickled radish, pickled cucumber, and six salted duck eggs.

The standard Chinese-style home breakfast was ready.

“It smells so good…” Chao Lu opened her eyes and sleepily said.

Dundun ran into the room from outside. It seemed like it had slept on the lawn overnight, not afraid of the cold because of its tough skin, thick flesh, and fat layer.

“Miss, are you okay?”

“Dundun , where are we?” Chao Lu ‘s memory was still stuck in her dream. Her conversation with the old woman was a bit blurry. Suddenly finding herself in an unfamiliar environment, she not only wanted to ask questions but also immediately checked her clothes, luckily they were intact.

Because she moved, the balance supported by her itchy itching was disrupted. She turned over with a thud and bumped her head on the coffee table. The protrusion on the top of her head hit the edge of the coffee table, causing her immediate pain as she hugged her head and rolled on the spot.

“Ouch, it hurts!!”

Bai Ze’s horns were sensitive, like a dragon’s, so there was a damage bonus after the horns were broken.

It was like stubbing her pinky toe on a table leg, instantly waking her from the pain.

Holding her forehead, she sat on the sofa and noticed the busy young man.

Princess Chao Lu immediately sat up straight and looked at the panda mount, “Dundun , who is he?”

“He’s a good person. This is his home,” Dundun quickly replied, “It was Bai Gongzi who saved us.”

“Tell me in detail what happened after I lost consciousness,” Chao Lu asked.

Dundun was about to answer.

“It’s time to eat.” Bai Wei ‘s voice was like the final class dismissal bell of the morning, instantly tightening the hearts and minds of all the students in the school, preparing them to rush to the battlefield.

“Coming!” Dundun immediately left the princess, crouched by the dining table, picked up the bowl and chopsticks, and started to eat the porridge.

Chao Lu: “…”

This glutton.

She was also somewhat surprised that Dundun had easily let his guard down. Pandas are silly, but not dumb. If they don’t trust you enough, they won’t eat what you give them. Dundun is an adult panda, he won’t eat just any food given to him by a stranger… Usually. Unless he can’t help it.

A bowl of porridge wouldn’t make him unable to resist, so it seems that the trust level is really up to standard.

Chao Lu stood up, adjusted her breath and mood, maintained a proper posture. When looking at people, you shouldn’t directly look into their eyes, as it would be impolite. Lower your gaze, keeping it above the level of the shoulders and below the center of the forehead. Keep your hands still and within the other person’s line of sight to make them feel at ease.

During the first meeting, find suitable topics and figure out the other person’s personality type. Then engage in detailed conversation, starting with food. Use Dundun as an entry point to inquire about what happened yesterday. Pay attention to demeanor and tone. While being grateful, don’t act arrogant. Thanks don’t need to be repeated too many times, but they need to be said at the appropriate moment. Also, remember to express gratitude, respect, and sincerity, but not to act subservient.

She quickly listed over ten appropriate actions and guidelines for the first meeting, then took a step forward, and then…

Gurgle… Her stomach growled, almost causing her to stumble into the coat rack.

“This, well… ” She hadn’t eaten anything for two or three days, so she was a little hungry, but not famished. Her stomach growling made her feel embarrassed. She thought that after cordial greetings and conversation, the other person would invite her to eat. Then she could accept. But now…

“Are you hungry too, Miss? Come and eat, Bai Wei’s cooking is really good,” Dundun said, holding the bowl.

“That’s right, Chao Lu Princess, you might as well join us. There’s no need to be too restrained, just grab a pair of chopsticks,” Bai Wei said as well.

Chao Lu: Oh no, I’ve become Dundun.

The proper, generous, graceful, and harmonious conversation she had envisioned did not happen. Instead, she was treated just like Dundun.

She wanted to say something, but the other person just put down the bowl and chopsticks — let’s eat first.

Chao Lu immediately choked on her words and quietly sat down to drink the porridge. Then her eyes lit up, “The taste is really good.”

Bai Wei nodded, “As long as you like it. There’s also some pickled vegetables, I made them myself.”

Dundun chimed in, “Right, right! I’ve been saying…”

Chao Lu gently patted Dundun’s head, “Don’t talk while eating.”

“Ao,” Dundun obediently shuffled his butt and picked up a few salted duck eggs, then went to the aisle to squat.

“So sensible,” Bai Wei exclaimed. “Where did you raise him? Get me one too.”

“Dundun is not for sale,” Chao Lu thought and finally started the conversation. She smiled and asked, “Have you not introduced yourself yet?”

“Bai Wei,” said Bai Wei. “No need to explain too much about self-introduction. Your identity, I am already aware of it, Princess Chao Lu.”

“The young master may call me Chao Lu , no need for honorifics. If it wasn’t for your righteous actions yesterday, we might have already… “

“I can drive away an assassin once, but I cannot do it every time.” Bai Wei directly asked, “What are your plans next? Are you going back to your country?”

The conversation progressed unusually quickly. Bai Wei skipped many unnecessary probes with the statement “I know your identity.”

Chao Lu thought to herself that he must be a straightforward person, as he didn’t mention the previous incident and went straight to the point, asking her about her plans.

She said seriously, “I must go back.”

“Even if it means dying in your homeland?”

“Even if it means dying in my homeland, it’s my wish.”

Bai Wei fell silent… a bitter smile faintly appeared at the corner of his mouth. Who is the one busy going to the battlefield to protect the country and its people in this life?

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