Chapter 215
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Chapter 215: No Shura Arena, Oh
Disagreements between adults are often not shown in front of children.
Even if they don’t like each other, they have to restrain themselves to some extent in front of Sakurai Shiru. Girls deep down understand that, since ancient times, jealous women are not likable. They know from watching palace intrigue dramas who jumps the most joyfully and who definitely won’t have the last laugh. Those who cause trouble will eventually have to face consequences.
After a brief nap, Bai Wei also woke up. These past few days have been a frenzy of activities, and it’s natural to feel a lack of energy. Recently, I just want to rest for a few days.
He’s not invincible either. If he continues with this crazy 007 act, Ave will die.
"Let me introduce you." Bai Wei said to Sakurai Shiru, "This is my sister, whom I mentioned to you before."
"I am Yagyū Simozi, hello there, Little Shiru. From now on, you’ll have to call me Big Sister Simozi." Yagyū Simozi walked closer to the bedside, trying to make her expression as gentle as possible, but she clearly wasn’t used to dealing with children. She just smiled lightly and reverted back to her cool expression.
"Hmm…" Sakurai Shiru blinked, "Such a beautiful sister."
Yagyū Simozi has been complimented on her beauty many times, so for her, being told she’s not beautiful would be what raises suspicions about her eyes.
"Thank you, you’re also cute." Yagyū Simozi rarely gave a pleasant response, and her emotional intelligence deserved praise.
But Xue Hanlei touched her arm and said a sentence in the Ming Country language, "Awkward conversation."
That’s how it is, the first meeting. Yun Wuxin expressed understanding.
Yagyū Simozi also asked in the Ming Country dialect, "Did she compliment you on your beauty the first time you met?"
Xue Hanlei’s face remained calm, "Yes! Of course!"
The younger sister gave a polite smile and said, "As long as you’re happy."
Bai Wei pretended not to notice and continued the introduction, "She is Saki Jingūji."
"Hello, Sakurai Shiru, can I call you Little Shiru?" Saki Jingūji was more intimate with the girl, and she always became familiar with people she liked quickly and approached them warmly.
"Um, Jingūji…"
"Call me Saki."
"Sister Saki."
"Mmm, so cute!" Jingūji reached out and hugged her. Bai Wei saw from Sakurai Shiru’s expression that her face was wrinkled up.
Bai Wei gestured for Jingūji to let go, "Don’t bully the little child, it can easily cause psychological trauma."
"Huh?" Saki Jingūji didn’t understand, "I was just giving her a warm hug."
Bai Wei gave a glance to her younger sister, and Yagyū Simozi understood, "You’re too big for her."
Jingūji looked at her own chest, then noticed Sakurai Shiru’s face pressed against it, so she reluctantly let go with a sheepish smile.
She suddenly understood, "So that’s why the newly employed shrine maidens avoid me when I’m at the shrine?"
Yagyū Simozi clicked her tongue, "Low-class! You really are someone who spends a lot."
Sakurai Shiru blushed, "I, I’m actually fine, it’s just a little… I’m a bit out of breath."
Xue Hanlei surprisingly agreed with her sister’s statement, standing on the same side, "Excessive is not necessarily good, not necessarily beautiful. Being too big can lead to deformity, so we must be careful, right, Yun Wuxin?"
Yun Wuxin shook her head in confusion, "Immortals don’t have this worry. My body has already solidified beyond the age of twenty."
Yagyū Simozi smiled proudly, "I still have room to grow."
Saki Jingūji sighed helplessly, rubbing her chest, "It’s not like I wanted it to grow this big, it’s really bothersome… You have no idea how envious I am of your flat-chestedness and small buns."
Just as she finished speaking, she was met with hostile gazes.
"If you don’t want it, then cut it off!"
"Cut it off and use it as a dish to accompany alcohol!"
Bai Wei said to Sakurai Shiru, "See, girls aren’t cute anymore when they grow up."
Sakurai Shiru asked innocently, "But the sisters are all very beautiful."
Bai Wei pinched her cheeks, "Being beautiful doesn’t mean being cute, as you grow older, you lose more of that aspect."
Saki Jingūji retorted, "I don’t think so, I feel like I’m super cute!"
Bai Wei’s expression became subtle, and he said to Sakurai Shiru, "This is obviously a case of the large breasts occupying too much blood supply and causing insufficient oxygenation to the brain, which leads to a forced reduction in brain cells and thus a decrease in intelligence…"
In the hospital room, there was only one reliable adult male, Bai Wei. He didn’t feel embarrassed at all and instead handled the situation with ease.
Perhaps I’m already used to it, the central air conditioning, you know.
Sakurai Shiru was rarely in such a lively situation. She whispered, "All the sisters are so beautiful."
Bai Wei said, "It’s alright."
Accustomed to the stunning emperors, he gave a "not bad" evaluation.
In fact, with the bonus of a celestial presence, even Yagyū Simozi, who sacrificed her figure to enhance her looks, still fell short compared to Yun Wuxin.
However, Bai Wei had no interest in Yun Wuxin at all.
He casually asked, "With so many beautiful sisters, if you could only choose one, who would you want as your sister?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the emperor’s emotional intelligence seemed to plummet, but it was actually his test for Sakurai Shiru.
Having been together for nearly a month, this question would test Sakurai Shiru’s emotional maturity.
This question also piqued the interest of others. The four girls stopped their discussion and looked over curiously.
"It’s me." Yagyū Simozi said confidently, "Little Shiru will be the girl to become my sister."
"No, it should be me." Saki Jingūji didn’t know what advantage she had, but she lacked blind confidence.
"Definitely me, I brought so many sets of math papers." Xue Hanlei used a prop to entice, "Choose me, Little Shiru. I’ll bring more papers next time."
Yun Wuxin stood calmly aside, not saying a word, but exuding a strong sense of self-assurance.
Sakurai Shiru turned her head and looked at Bai Wei, seemingly blaming him for giving her a difficult question.
Bai Wei shook his head. "You can’t choose me. If you choose me, there won’t be any challenge. Don’t worry, just say whatever comes to your mind."
Sakurai Shiru puffed her cheeks, and suddenly she thought of something.
"I want this beautiful sister."
Her finger pointed across the crowd, towards Kurosawa Yaka passing by the ward’s entrance.
"Hmm?" Kurosawa Yaka smiled brightly. "Although I don’t know what you are all talking about, it seems like I won?"
Bai Wei rubbed Sakurai Shiru’s head. "You’re quick to react, but this one doesn’t count."
Sakurai Shiru frowned for a second, then giggled. "I can say someone else, but Uncle has to answer a question for me afterwards."
"Uncle?" Yagyū Simozi was taken aback. "Wait, the age hierarchy is getting messed up."
"Do you like being called Auntie Yellow-haired?" Xue Hanlei didn’t mind.
"I’m not yellow." The younger sister poked Jingūji’s chest. "She’s yellow."
Bai Wei touched Sakurai Shiru’s head. "Sure, I can answer your question. But tell me, who should I choose?"
Sakurai Shiru opened the drawer next to the bed and took out a celebrity photo. "I want this sister."
Everyone looked down and saw the woman on the celebrity photo, immediately causing the four of them to fall silent, one after another.
Bai Wei asked, "Who is this?"
"Brother, don’t you know her?"
"Is she very famous?" Bai Wei scratched his head. Could it be some recent idol? Or a children’s show host? Like Teacher Ni… That would definitely be loved by children and still liked when they grow up.
Yagyū Simozi reached out her hand to touch his forehead. "Are you running a fever? Should we isolate you?"
Xue Hanlei said, "I suspect you’ve traveled from some other era."
Bai Wei was surprised.
Yun Wuxin’s gaze became subtle. "This is something you should know."
Bai Wei asked, "So, who is she exactly?"
"She’s a songstress from Yingzhou, a once-in-a-millennium talent, Hatsurai Wagaizuma."
"Hatsurai …" Bai Wei was struck by this surname, causing his emotional defenses to crumble.
"Yes, Hatsurai Wagaizuma." Xue Hanlei rested her cheek on her hand. "She’s really famous, you know? She swept all the music charts within six months of debuting, and even though she’s only been in the public eye for three months, she’s already a national sensation."
"I haven’t heard of her."
"Brother, you’re so strange," Yagyū Simozi added.
"I haven’t heard of her either," Saki Jingūji raised her palm. "Is she really famous?"
"You guys are a perfect match," Xue Hanlei teased.
"Really?" Saki Jingūji’s eyes brightened.
Bai Wei flicked Sakurai Shiru’s forehead. "I haven’t heard of this one, but I don’t have the ability to get you that sister."
Sakurai Shiru covered her forehead and asked, "Then can Uncle at least answer my question?"
Bai Wei couldn’t deny it. "Go ahead, ask."
Sakurai Shiru’s eyes shifted as she asked, "If I wanted an aunt, who would you choose from the pretty sisters?"
Bai Wei’s fingers tensed, and he looked at Sakurai Shiru. Suddenly, he felt… this child couldn’t be kept.