Chapter 5

“Wow, I didn’t expect that the second oldest in our dormitory is so popular with the girls?” The eldest brother, Shuo Yan, spoke in a sour tone.

“And it’s the campus belle of the law school too. I think her name is Le Ya, right?” The third brother, Qian Zexing, was always well-versed in the information about girls at school.

“This is too much! We all agreed to stay single together!” The fourth brother, Su Guo’s eyes looked a little strange.

“N-No, it’s not like that. We just went to the same school before. We’re just old schoolmates. I don’t even know why she suddenly became so familiar with me.”

I forced a smile as I explained.

However, they didn’t believe a word of it. The three of them surrounded me, and I had no choice but to lean back against my chair.

“Oh~ She called you Yu Li! You must be really close for her to use that name, right?”

“Based on my many years of experience with picking up girls, there’s definitely something going on between you two.”

“This is over the top! If you’re explaining, you’re just covering up!”

My head immediately started throbbing. I was telling the truth, but given the current situation, even I couldn’t figure out what was going on.

Before today, our relationship had faded to the point of being as plain as water. So why did she suddenly become so close today?

Also, you all are standing too close!

Ever since we turned into lolis, their faces were incredibly cute, just like the adorable characters from an anime, each with their own unique charm, making it impossible to resist.

Even more absurd was the fact that being so close to them, I could smell a pleasant milky fragrance coming from them.

Calm down, calm down. They’re my brothers!

We’re the “Four Gods of Men,” brothers committed to being handsome together!

“Stop crowding, it’s getting hot in here.”

I coughed awkwardly, blushing slightly as I pushed them away.

“We’ve been living together for almost a year. Don’t you guys know me by now? If I’m not playing basketball, I’m playing video games or holed up in the dormitory. When would I have time to pick up girls? Trust me!”

After my heartfelt explanation, they finally half-believed me and started eating.

This is like the FFF Inquisition. Terrifying.

Suddenly, an idea struck me, and I quietly pulled out my phone while eating.

The phone model was still the same as before, no difference, and the unlock password was still the same. I could even open it with my current fingerprint.

I tapped the little penguin icon on the screen, and to my shock, the first name on my contact list was Le Ya.

When I clicked on it, I discovered something astonishing—there were many chat logs.

Skimming through the messages, it was the usual stuff girls talked about with their besties: which movie was good, which clothes were pretty, or whether to go shopping together.

What the hell!? I don’t remember chatting about any of this!

And the way it was written, all in that cute girly tone, with adorable emojis—it definitely couldn’t have been me.

If my brothers saw this, my reputation would be ruined for life.

I broke out in a cold sweat, struggling to keep my cool. I couldn’t let them notice anything unusual. If they checked my phone, that would be bad.

I scrolled to the latest message.

[Yu Li, I heard the new movie “The Mysterious Customer” is really good. Want to go watch it together? Let’s party.jpg]

[But it’s almost the end of the semester, and I need to start preparing for exams. Kitten feels wronged.jpg]

[Haha, I know you too well. You never focus on studying until the last minute. Let’s go out tonight. I already bought the tickets.]

[Alright, see you tonight. Kitten blushing.jpg]

[See you tonight. Heart hands.jpg]

Oh my god, I must have entered another world. Or maybe this is a parallel universe.

So, my relationship with Le Ya now… is that we’re close besties?

Then, when she greeted me earlier and reminded me about our date tonight, that’s what it was all about.

All of this makes sense now… Wait, no, it doesn’t make sense at all!

I have no memory of interacting with Le Ya like this, and the thought of the date tonight makes me even more uneasy.

Clearly, I’m Yu Li, but I’m afraid that if others find out I’m not the Yu Li they know now, it’ll be a real headache.

Right… I don’t even have… um… certain parts anymore.

Ugh, tears welled up in my heart.

Now I just have to brace myself for tonight’s date.

“Yu Li, what are you looking at with such a complex expression? Don’t tell me it’s another message from the goddess.”

Hey! Qian Zexing, you jerk! Don’t use your sharp instincts for stuff like this!

“Hmm!? Let me see!” The eldest, Shuo Yan, put down her chopsticks, looking like she would snatch my phone if I didn’t show it.

“………” Su Guo didn’t say anything, but her big black eyes were filled with curiosity.

“It’s n-nothing, really!”

I hurriedly shoved my phone into the pocket of my sweatshirt.

“Hand it over and let everyone have a look!” x3

“No, stop it! Don’t be so rough!”

Three soft bodies pressed down on me. If I still had my old body, I might’ve enjoyed the sensation of three cute, soft lolis pressing on top of me.

But now that I was also a loli, all I felt was suffocated.

Just as I was about to give up and stop struggling, a sudden ringtone broke the moment. They stopped moving.

“Lemon”

It was Qian Zexing’s ringtone.

As soon as she put the call on speaker, a furious female voice erupted from the other end.

“Qian! Ze! Xing! You bastard! We agreed to meet at 12 o’clock, and where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for almost half an hour. You have ten minutes to get here, or else!”

The voice was so loud, and the anger in it scared Qian Zexing into stunned silence.

“Wh-Who are you?”

“Who am I!? Haha, Qian Zexing, it’s only been a day and you’ve already forgotten your place? Did you forget who you belong to?”

“This is a lawful society! If you try anything, I’ll call the police!” Qian Zexing stammered nervously. She clearly wasn’t good at dealing with this kind of fiery, domineering woman.

“Haha, haha~”

The voice on the other end grew increasingly sinister, and then, as if gritting her teeth, the girl said, “You’ve grown bold, haven’t you? Just wait.”

With that, she hung up, leaving the four of us staring blankly at each other.

The tables had turned—now it was our turn to wait for Qian Zexing’s explanation.

“Hmph, clearly that was just some crazy call. No big deal. She won’t find me. I’ll block her.”

Qian Zexing tried to act calm, but beads of sweat had appeared on her pale forehead. She really did seem afraid of dealing with such a fierce woman.

“Hey, third brother, check your QQ. Maybe you’ll find some useful information.” I suggested.

“QQ?”

Qian Zexing opened her QQ and suddenly found a contact labeled “Crazy Woman,” which was probably the person from the call.

The profile picture of this “Crazy Woman” was a cute little blonde loli with twin tails, dressed in a black-and-white maid outfit, making a heart gesture with her hands, her face showing a shy expression.

And this adorable little creature was none other than Qian Zexing herself.