Chapter 217
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Chapter 217: The Ever-Growing Mental Hospital
Lin Qiye wasn’t the type to be attracted by beauty, definitely not.
He decided to hire the Flame Vein Earth Dragon simply because it had gained human form, and with human form, it could do many things.
Can’t wash dishes? No problem, Li Yifei will teach you!
Can’t sweep the floor? No problem, Li Yifei will teach you!
Can’t make beds? No problem, Li Yifei will teach you!
The Flame Vein Earth Dragon was inherently intelligent, which Lin Qiye had experienced firsthand during their battle. Teaching it to cook, wash dishes, and clean wouldn’t be difficult.
After all, Lin Qiye’s previous hesitation was only due to its size.
Now that the Flame Vein Earth Dragon had transformed into a human before his eyes – and a red-haired mature beauty at that, with both the figure and temperament to match – he naturally wouldn’t refuse this Sea-level fighter’s admission to the mental hospital.
Hearing she was hired, the red-haired beauty’s dragon eyes showed joy of survival, mixed with a hint of embarrassed anger.
In the end… she had compromised.
Lin Qiye grabbed at the air, and a contract appeared in his hand. He handed it to the red-haired beauty, who, without even looking at it…
Ate it whole.
Without even chewing.
Lin Qiye: …
“Why did you eat it?” Lin Qiye asked helplessly. “I wanted you to sign it, sign it!”
The red-haired beauty’s eyes showed confusion; she couldn’t understand what Lin Qiye was saying.
In the world of dragons, there was no such thing as signing documents.
Lin Qiye grabbed at the air again and handed her another contract. Before she could lightning-fast stuff it in her mouth, Lin Qiye covered her mouth while grabbing her hand, colored it with ink, and pressed it firmly onto the contract.
He didn’t expect her to perform something as sophisticated as signing, but he wondered if this primitive method of fingerprinting would work.
As it turned out, the mental hospital’s functions were more powerful than he’d imagined. The moment the handprint touched the contract, it vanished into thin air.
The contract was effective.
Simultaneously, the iron cage in front of the red-haired beauty disappeared, and a green orderly uniform appeared on her body, perfectly covering her curvaceous figure.
On her chest badge were three characters:
— 004.
Lin Qiye sighed. Through this contract-signing process, he could vaguely sense that completely taming this Flame Vein Earth Dragon, who lacked any common sense, would undoubtedly be a long and difficult process.
“What’s your name?” Lin Qiye asked, looking into her eyes.
The red-haired beauty shook her head.
“I forgot you can’t even speak…” Lin Qiye held his forehead. After thinking for a moment, he said, “Since you’re a Flame Vein Earth Dragon, let’s call you… Erniu.”
Flame Vein Earth Dragon: …
The red-haired beauty resolutely crossed her arms in front of her chest in an X shape, her cool face full of defiance and seriousness!
“…Then how about Hong Yan? Is Hong Yan okay?” Lin Qiye asked reluctantly.
The red-haired beauty thought for a moment, then nodded firmly.
These days, employees dared to contradict their boss – this kind of misconduct would need to be controlled in the future.
Lin Qiye clasped his hands behind his back, shook his head, and walked out of the prison.
One minute later.
Li Yifei and A Zhu stood before Lin Qiye, staring at Hong Yan in amazement, their jaws nearly hitting the floor.
“Se-seven nights, you’ve got good taste in hiring orderlies!” Li Yifei grinned, giving Lin Qiye a thumbs up.
A Zhu also opened her little mouth wide, blinking her eyes, and exclaimed: “Big sister, you’re so beautiful!”
Hong Yan’s lips curved slightly upward, completely ignoring Li Yifei’s gaze as she crouched down and lovingly patted A Zhu’s head.
“This is Hong Yan, she’ll be our fourth orderly from now on. However, her situation is a bit special. Li Yifei, please guide her well.”
Lin Qiye introduced, standing in front of Hong Yan.
After speaking, he realized something was amiss and looked around. “Where’s the Rubik’s Cube?”
“Oh, that? Merlin caught it and is using it as a toy in the study. It can’t get away.” Li Yifei shrugged.
He then strode over to Hong Yan, coughed twice, and extended his right hand with a smile.
“Hello, I’m Li Yifei, I’m the… head orderly here.”
Hong Yan finally shifted her gaze from A Zhu, carefully examined Li Yifei for a moment, and looked at his extended right hand with confusion.
Then, this red-haired cool beauty in an orderly uniform slowly crouched down…
Awooo–!
And stuffed Li Yifei’s hand into her mouth.
Lin Qiye: Σ(￣ロ￣lll)!
A Zhu: (•.•)?
Li Yifei: (╯°□°)！！！！Holy crap!!!
Li Yifei quickly pulled his hand from Hong Yan’s mouth, his bright red palm covered in dense teeth marks…
Li Yifei turned to Lin Qiye in confusion, and the latter nodded, “I told you her situation was special…”
Just then, a pug came panting up to Hong Yan’s feet, looking at her curiously and rubbing against her leg.
Croak! Croak croak!!
Confusion appeared in Hong Yan’s eyes again. She slowly crouched down, picked up the pug, and then…
Awooo–!
The pug’s legs flailed wildly in the air.
“Holy crap! Sister Hong Yan! You can’t eat that, you really can’t eat that!!” Li Yifei ran forward in horror and rescued the terrified pug from Hong Yan’s mouth, placing it on the ground.
As it turned out, the pug was truly traumatized by this bite.
It lay stunned on the ground for a moment, then suddenly sprang up and ran away at full speed, surprisingly speaking in a human voice:
“Ya–mei–die!!”
Bang–!
It ran headfirst into the wall ahead, its limbs twitched, and it promptly passed out.
Lin Qiye looked at Hong Yan being educated by Li Yifei, then at the unconscious pug on the ground, and his expression became peculiar.
He felt that after his careful treatment and management, the number of mental patients in this mental hospital… seemed to be increasing?
It must be his imagination!
He left the chaotic mental hospital and walked straight up the stairs toward the reading room on the second floor.
As soon as he entered the reading room, Lin Qiye froze at the doorway.
He saw Merlin lounging comfortably in a chair, holding the Rubik’s Cube and casually playing with it, his interest growing increasingly intense.
The Rubik’s Cube wore an expression of complete despair as Merlin toyed with it. It seemed unable to understand how it, the proud all-in-one Rubik’s brand automatic washer, dishwasher, and card shuffler, Li Yifei’s capable assistant, had fallen to such a state.
Seeing Lin Qiye enter the study, Merlin put down the Rubik’s Cube and smiled:
“Good evening, Director.”
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