Chapter 211
by fanqienovelChapter 211: Kids Say the Darndest Things, Don’t Take It Seriously 2/6
*Uncle.*
*There’s a big bad demon god ahead!*
*Be careful.*
The tender child’s voice echoed in Trilobite’s mind—a little girl’s tone. He guessed she’d be in preschool back in the real world.
A shiver ran through him.
He felt furious!
"They’re using child labor!"
"Unforgivable!"
"Buy nooses from every capitalist and send them to the lampposts!"
As Trilobite stewed over this, the girl’s voice piped up again:
*Uncle, what’s wrong?*
*Go fight the bad demon god!*
Though Trilobite despised the System employing "child labor," he found the girl’s soft, sweet voice oddly endearing. It even reminded him of his little niece.
"Alright, alright," he replied half-heartedly, like an adult humoring a child. "Uncle’ll go fight the demon now."
He didn’t doubt the "demon god" mentioned by this "child labor customer service." Kids did this all the time—after watching *Pleasant Goat*, they’d call villains "Grey Wolf." Trilobite remembered his own childhood obsession with *Black Cat Detective*, shouting "One-Ear!" at every mouse he saw.
Children say the darndest things—silly yet adorable. No need to take it seriously.
*(This part kinda dates me…)*
*Good.*
*Uncle’s the bestest!*
Even if kids’ words shouldn’t be taken literally, and even if this one lisped a little, such praise always pleased Trilobite.
"Hmm…"
His Olfactory Membranes activated again, mapping every detail of the "lake" into his mind—a bizarre, kaleidoscopic underwater landscape. A school of Madageria fish had invaded, only to be ambushed by his newly acquired "symbiotic creature No. 4" and "symbiotic creature No. 3."
"Not bad. Showing real initiative."
Although these "symbiotic creature young ladies" were like "figurines" to Trilobite and deserved to be treasured, that didn’t mean he had to display them like real figurines.
After all…
“Ah, the young ladies can give me lots of Chaos Energy!”
Trilobite happily watched his Chaos Energy slowly increase.
However…
“Hmm?”
Trilobite’s sensitive Lorentz Jar and Olfactory Membranes noticed a slight oddity behind those "Madageria fish."
The strangeness was so faint that he wouldn’t have sensed it without the sharks’ Lorentz Jar and Olfactory Membranes.
“Interesting.”
“Is some big creature lowering its metabolic rate and using water flow or other ‘geographical’ things to hide?”
“Setting up an ambush?”
“Hmm…”
Trilobite felt something was wrong; he sensed the smell was too “empty,” not like a living thing’s scent.
But the smell lingered and seemed to slowly move toward his spawn and the two "symbiotic creature young ladies."
“Anyway, let’s watch from afar first.”
…
The big Gasmarosaurus circled and slowly swam toward the smell’s source.
But then…
“Wobble wobble!”
“Gurgle!”
Trilobite heard the familiar yet long-lost sound of bubbles blowing.
“Hey?”
“Aren’t those the three little flying elephant octopuses?”
“What? Here to collect trash again?”
“Not now, not now.”
Trilobite was about to fight a life-or-death battle with a big creature; he had no time to sell trash.
However…
“Wobble wobble.”
“Gurgle gurgle!”
These “little flying elephant octopuses” were very determined.
“Hmm…”
“It seemed like something was really going on.”
"Then I’ll go with you."
—-
"Blood sacrifice for the Giant God!"
"Offerings to the divine throne!"
"Kill—!"
Red-painted armored warriors leaped down one after another from the spider-like mech.
"Bang—!"
The blast of magical exploding projectiles echoed.
"Buzz—Zii—!"
The grinding shriek of chainsaws tore through the air.
The Trinitum Clan finally grasped their enemy’s tactics—without ships for naval combat, these warriors simply boarded vessels to force land battles!
"No—!"
"Help!"
"Monsters!"
"Ah—!"
Screams erupted everywhere.
Though infused with Chaos Energy, granting superior individual capability and the "never being defeated" attribute,
these advantages vanished completely before the Holy Light from the Sun cultivated by the warriors—even turning into weaknesses.
Chaos Energy was utterly suppressed by these Chosen Warriors. A long-forgotten emotion—fear—returned!
The red-armored warriors, bearing the "Sharp Teeth" emblem on their pauldrons, fought with savage fervor. Nearly all favored close combat, wielding exceptional melee skills.
They savagely tore through the Trinitum Clan’s fragile bodies with chainsaws and magical energy axes, leaving only broken limbs and mangled corpses in their wake.
The black-armored warriors, marked by gears and "skeletal figures with respirators" on their shoulder plates, fought in stark contrast.
After roaring "Blood sacrifice for the Giant God, Offerings to the divine throne!" during boarding, they advanced in silence. Killed in silence.
Unlike the "chop chop chop" of the red-armored war dogs, these death warriors coordinated with chilling precision—ranged and melee units working seamlessly to execute merciless, efficient slaughter.
Anyone witnessing their combat would think only: killing machines!
Yet either method spelled doom for the Trinitum Clan’s navy.
Moreover…
"Whoosh…"
The massive avatar construct breached the surface.
It cut swiftly through the water.
Then…
"Splash—!"
The massive body leaped out of the water, sending towering waves crashing!
Its powerful tail whipped fiercely, thrusting the colossal form forward in a sudden lunge!
“Boom——Boom——Boom——!”
Deafening explosions and sparks erupted as the "avatar construct" pounced onto a massive warship’s deck!
Both the dazed Trinitum Clan sailors and officers on deck, and the menacing magical cannons with missile launch systems, were crushed into useless scrap beneath its large claws.
Flames engulfed them as wreckage—along with broken limbs of unfortunate crew—soared skyward!
Ship after ship fell. The Trinitum Clan retreated in disarray, facing merciless annihilation.
They were cornered.
But…
“Hahahahaha…”
Inside the flagship’s cabin, Iridium roared with laughter, meeting Loseta’s icy stare and gleaming blade.
His chaos-corrupted face twisted into maniacal frenzy from hysterical glee.
“Don’t imagine victory is yours!”
“Our god has arrived!”
“He will not forsake us!”
And then…
“Huu…”
Within the sea mist, an immense silhouette loomed faintly!
Crushing pressure and the Chaos Demon God’s aura seeped across the waters!
“Great Primordial Deity?”
“Has He descended personally!?”
Angna’s eyes narrowed to slits.
“Huu…”
“Ms. Loseta.”
“The moment to prove our loyalty to the Giant God is upon us!”