Chapter 68 Nangong Wenya, whoever you touch will be stupid!
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“Oh oh oh, you said there are some powerful guys who specialize in eating you? They will kill you if you don’t come? This is too abominable!”
Liu Yuanyuan squatted on the beach, gently poking the tentacles of a giant lobster with her white fingers, her tone full of affection.
The strange shrimp waved its half-human-high claws, making a “clicking” sound. Water droplets on the dark red shell slid down along the lines, but when it was about to touch the corner of the girl’s clothes, it changed its trajectory strangely, as if held up by an invisible force.
“Where else can you find delicious mud? Thank you, but I don’t like eating mud.”
She tilted her head, her long hair falling on her sandy knees, as if she was chatting with the kids next door.
There were dozens of scaly snakes spitting their tongues around, and the girl’s figure was reflected in their dark blue pupils. They circled around her docilely, and rubbed her skirt with their snake heads from time to time.
“You said that now your front-line commanders are all on the same island? Oh, they are from the same family? How amazing! Can they think?”
Before he finished speaking, the roar coming from afar suddenly stopped. The moment the monster army with bared fangs and claws stepped into the defense zone, their bodies froze.
They were like machines with the pause button pressed, some maintaining the attack posture, and some still hanging in the air, but the moment they approached the coast, everything returned to silence.
The soldiers in the entire defense zone were stunned, their guns still aimed.
The monster that was roaring wildly a few minutes ago now sat beside the girl and made low sounds like a tamed pet.
What’s even more bizarre is that the monsters that kept surging up the coastline from the back seemed to have lost their target as soon as they touched the beach, and staggered to the ground. Some even turned over their bellies, revealing their soft abdomens, allowing the sea breeze to lift up the fine sand and fall on their bodies.
The instructor slapped himself hard, and the crisp sound was particularly abrupt in the silent defense zone. “Pa!”
“Instructor? What’s wrong with you?” The soldier next to him turned his head suddenly and looked at the instructor’s red right cheek, his Adam’s apple rolling uneasily.
“Mosquito.” The instructor stiffened his neck but did not dare to look the soldier in the eye.
His eyes swept across the edge of the position, and a three-meter-long mutant crab was clumsily using its pincers to hand a shell to Liu Yuanyuan. The girl took it with a giggle, and it looked like a pair of children playing together.
“No, is this also a superpower? Why are the monsters coming up so obedient?” The soldier’s voice trembled and he even forgot to turn on the safety of his rifle.
“Don’t tell me, don’t tell me. I heard from a buddy of mine that this happened in the Shangjing Zoo. Those tigers and lions were like children. They listened to whatever the two women said. Could it be these two?” Another soldier lowered his voice, but his eyes were as big as bells.
“So, her ability reminds me of a character’s name.”
“Who? Weiman or CD? Why don’t I see any?”
“No, it’s a cartoon, a movie called Divine Soldiers, one of the characters is called Nangong Wenya, not buddy. Why are you looking at me like that? Wasn’t it okay when I watched it when I was a kid? Well, I watched it again during my recent vacation. Damn it, if you look at me again, I’ll poke my eyes out!”
The observer’s hands were shaking as he held the camera. In the camera, a group of monsters were even competing openly or covertly just to see who could get closer to Liu Yuanyuan.
He lowered his head to look at the ability report in his hand. The words “can have sexual intercourse with animals and can control their behavior” were blurred by sweat.
At this moment, he just wanted to tear the report into pieces – how could this be considered a joke? This monster is just a pure lickspittle!
As time went on, the entire coastline was swarmed by monsters.
They began to move inside the defense line, and the soldiers retreated step by step with guns in hand.
A giant shrimp slowly crawled into the trench, and its huge shell knocked the sandbags into pieces; the octopus’s tentacles rolled away the soldier’s helmet, but then carefully pushed it back with its suction cups.When the monsters were lying all over the trenches, the soldiers were forced to retreat to the high ground behind. They didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when they saw that the defense line they had built with their own hands had become a playground for the monsters.
This defense zone became the most absurd miracle of this battle – without wasting a round of ammunition, without shedding a drop of blood, the monsters were actually snoring in the trenches, and the snoring sounds that came one after another mixed with the sea breeze formed an eerie symphony of victory.
At the same time, fighting continued in other defense areas.
Xu Jianguo’s hair swept across the sky like a black tide, and thousands of silver hairs glowed coldly in the sunlight.
Whenever the monsters rushed onto the shore, the hair would pierce their bodies like arrows from a bow, and then a burst of electric current would roast the monsters until they were sizzling and oily.
The smell of burnt meat mixed with the smell of the sea filled the air above the battlefield.
“My dad’s ability is too abnormal. When can I be like him?”
Xu Yiren hid behind the hair barrier and watched his father easily defeat the wave of monsters, his eyes full of admiration.
The cheers from the soldiers in the rear made his blood boil, and he rushed to the battlefield with clenched fists.
He slid to avoid the crab’s pincer attack, and just as his fingertips touched the crab’s shell, the dark green surface of the crab instantly turned red.
As the aroma of meat filled the air, he stared at the sea surface vigilantly – the monster’s attack was about to end.
At the position where Qi Dawei was standing, two figures tied to crosses were struggling desperately.
Han Yimei and Cui Daming’s clothes were torn by the sea breeze, and their faces were full of fear.
“Dawei, Dawei, I beg you, please let us both go, okay? We can serve you together!” Han Yimei’s face was covered with snot and tears, and her voice changed.
“Yes, Dawei! I can be a zero! I don’t mind! I can even give you a push! Let me go! I am bewitched! It was that bitch Han Yimei who seduced me, Dawei!”
Cui Daming screamed and twisted his body, and the cross made a harsh sound on the sand.
A huge splash suddenly appeared on the sea surface, and countless scarlet eyes emerged from the deep sea.
The monsters smelled the scent of humans and rushed towards the shore with roars.
Qi Dawei stood on a high place, looking at the two people’s distorted expressions, with a sneer on his face.
The monsters landed on the shore, and one of the strange shrimps seemed to have seen the delicious food, and it ejected and jumped in front of Han Yimei and Cui Daming.
“Don’t eat me! I’m not tasty! I’m fat and I have high blood pressure, high blood lipids, and diabetes! I’m also incontinent! I stink!”
Cui Daming looked at the serrated mouth of the strange shrimp and actually became incontinent. Yellow urine flowed out of his pants crazily. However, the strange shrimp didn’t care about this.
The huge mouth opened instantly, and amidst Cui Daming’s desperate groans, he swallowed it in one gulp!
After seeing this scene, Han Yimei finally calmed down. She fainted.
Even though she fainted, she couldn’t stop her fate of death. Choi Daming felt the pain of being crushed by the monster shrimp’s teeth before he died, and Han Yimei still felt it again.
After the two men were smashed to pieces, Qi Dawei waved his hands.
“It’s our turn, it’s time to go on stage!””Oh oh oh, you said there are some powerful guys who specialize in eating you? They will kill you if you don’t come? This is too abominable!”
Liu Yuanyuan squatted on the beach, gently poking the tentacles of a giant lobster with her white fingers, her tone full of affection.
The strange shrimp waved its half-human-high claws, making a “clicking” sound. Water droplets on the dark red shell slid down along the lines, but when it was about to touch the corner of the girl’s clothes, it changed its trajectory strangely, as if held up by an invisible force.
“Where else can you find delicious mud? Thank you, but I don’t like eating mud.”
She tilted her head, her long hair falling on her sandy knees, as if she was chatting with the kids next door.
There were dozens of scaly snakes spitting their tongues around, and the girl’s figure was reflected in their dark blue pupils. They circled around her docilely, and rubbed her skirt with their snake heads from time to time.
“You said that now your front-line commanders are all on the same island? Oh, they are from the same family? How amazing! Can they think?”
Before he finished speaking, the roar coming from afar suddenly stopped. The moment the monster army with bared fangs and claws stepped into the defense zone, their bodies froze.
They were like machines with the pause button pressed, some maintaining the attack posture, and some still hanging in the air, but the moment they approached the coast, everything returned to silence.
The soldiers in the entire defense zone were stunned, their guns still aimed.
The monster that was roaring wildly a few minutes ago now sat beside the girl and made low sounds like a tamed pet.
What’s even more bizarre is that the monsters that kept surging up the coastline from the back seemed to have lost their target as soon as they touched the beach, and staggered to the ground. Some even turned over their bellies, revealing their soft abdomens, allowing the sea breeze to lift up the fine sand and fall on their bodies.
The instructor slapped himself hard, and the crisp sound was particularly abrupt in the silent defense zone. “Pa!”
“Instructor? What’s wrong with you?” The soldier next to him turned his head suddenly and looked at the instructor’s red right cheek, his Adam’s apple rolling uneasily.
“Mosquito.” The instructor stiffened his neck but did not dare to look the soldier in the eye.
His eyes swept across the edge of the position, and a three-meter-long mutant crab was clumsily using its pincers to hand a shell to Liu Yuanyuan. The girl took it with a giggle, and it looked like a pair of children playing together.
“No, is this also a superpower? Why are the monsters coming up so obedient?” The soldier’s voice trembled and he even forgot to turn on the safety of his rifle.
“Don’t tell me, don’t tell me. I heard from a buddy of mine that this happened in the Shangjing Zoo. Those tigers and lions were like children. They listened to whatever the two women said. Could it be these two?” Another soldier lowered his voice, but his eyes were as big as bells.
“So, her ability reminds me of a character’s name.”
“Who? Weiman or CD? Why don’t I see any?”
“No, it’s a cartoon, a movie called Divine Soldiers, one of the characters is called Nangong Wenya, not buddy. Why are you looking at me like that? Wasn’t it okay when I watched it when I was a kid? Well, I watched it again during my recent vacation. Damn it, if you look at me again, I’ll poke my eyes out!”
The observer’s hands were shaking as he held the camera. In the camera, a group of monsters were even competing openly or covertly just to see who could get closer to Liu Yuanyuan.
He lowered his head to look at the ability report in his hand. The words “can have sexual intercourse with animals and can control their behavior” were blurred by sweat.
At this moment, he just wanted to tear the report into pieces – how could this be considered a joke? This monster is just a pure lickspittle!
As time went on, the entire coastline was swarmed by monsters.
They began to move inside the defense line, and the soldiers retreated step by step with guns in hand.
A giant shrimp slowly crawled into the trench, and its huge shell knocked the sandbags into pieces; the octopus’s tentacles rolled away the soldier’s helmet, but then carefully pushed it back with its suction cups.When the monsters were lying all over the trenches, the soldiers were forced to retreat to the high ground behind. They didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when they saw that the defense line they had built with their own hands had become a playground for the monsters.
This defense zone became the most absurd miracle of this battle – without wasting a round of ammunition, without shedding a drop of blood, the monsters were actually snoring in the trenches, and the snoring sounds that came one after another mixed with the sea breeze formed an eerie symphony of victory.
At the same time, fighting continued in other defense areas.
Xu Jianguo’s hair swept across the sky like a black tide, and thousands of silver hairs glowed coldly in the sunlight.
Whenever the monsters rushed onto the shore, the hair would pierce their bodies like arrows from a bow, and then a burst of electric current would roast the monsters until they were sizzling and oily.
The smell of burnt meat mixed with the smell of the sea filled the air above the battlefield.
“My dad’s ability is too abnormal. When can I be like him?”
Xu Yiren hid behind the hair barrier and watched his father easily defeat the wave of monsters, his eyes full of admiration.
The cheers from the soldiers in the rear made his blood boil, and he rushed to the battlefield with clenched fists.
He slid to avoid the crab’s pincer attack, and just as his fingertips touched the crab’s shell, the dark green surface of the crab instantly turned red.
As the aroma of meat filled the air, he stared at the sea surface vigilantly – the monster’s attack was about to end.
At the position where Qi Dawei was standing, two figures tied to crosses were struggling desperately.
Han Yimei and Cui Daming’s clothes were torn by the sea breeze, and their faces were full of fear.
“Dawei, Dawei, I beg you, please let us both go, okay? We can serve you together!” Han Yimei’s face was covered with snot and tears, and her voice changed.
“Yes, Dawei! I can be a zero! I don’t mind! I can even give you a push! Let me go! I am bewitched! It was that bitch Han Yimei who seduced me, Dawei!”
Cui Daming screamed and twisted his body, and the cross made a harsh sound on the sand.
A huge splash suddenly appeared on the sea surface, and countless scarlet eyes emerged from the deep sea.
The monsters smelled the scent of humans and rushed towards the shore with roars.
Qi Dawei stood on a high place, looking at the two people’s distorted expressions, with a sneer on his face.
The monsters landed on the shore, and one of the strange shrimps seemed to have seen the delicious food, and it ejected and jumped in front of Han Yimei and Cui Daming.
“Don’t eat me! I’m not tasty! I’m fat and I have high blood pressure, high blood lipids, and diabetes! I’m also incontinent! I stink!”
Cui Daming looked at the serrated mouth of the strange shrimp and actually became incontinent. Yellow urine flowed out of his pants crazily. However, the strange shrimp didn’t care about this.
The huge mouth opened instantly, and amidst Cui Daming’s desperate groans, he swallowed it in one gulp!
After seeing this scene, Han Yimei finally calmed down. She fainted.
Even though she fainted, she couldn’t stop her fate of death. Choi Daming felt the pain of being crushed by the monster shrimp’s teeth before he died, and Han Yimei still felt it again.
After the two men were smashed to pieces, Qi Dawei waved his hands.
“It’s our turn, it’s time to go on stage!”