Chapter 581
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“Senior Brother, tell us again about the battle with the tiger demon on Qingyuan Mountain.”
“That’s right, Senior Brother. We also want to hear it.”
“How many times have I said it? But since you all want to hear it, then I’ll say it one more time. This is the last time！”
Late at night, after having enough food and drink, Shi Kai of the Ghost Ax Sect began to brag about his cultivation experience to his fellow disciples and younger sisters.
“That tiger demon was two zhang tall and five zhang long. Its physique was like a small mountain…”
“Sizzle…”
Just as Shi Kai was talking excitedly, he suddenly shivered and trembled all over.
“Where did the wind come from？”
Shi Kai reached out and touched his shoulder, only feeling chilly all over, and looked at Xi Zhou with a puzzled expression.
“Wind？ There is no wind, senior brother.”
The other disciples of Ghost Axe Sect had a look of surprise on their faces.
This Sangmu Valley has a very low terrain, and there are mountains as a barrier around it, so there is very little wind blowing in.
“Probably drank too much wine tonight. Don’t make a fuss. You wait first, I’ll go relieve myself.”
Shi Kai waved his hand.
Hearing this, the other disciples of Ghost Axe Sect quickly nodded with a smile.
When going out for training, everyone is not as particular as they are in the sect. Especially for some male disciples, it is a very normal thing to find a mountain forest to relieve themselves when they haven’t achieved Bigu.
However, the next scene made all the disciples of Ghost Axe Sect dumbfounded.
I saw that after Shi Kai got up, he didn’t directly go to the forest behind, but his four limbs were lying on the ground, and he started to crawl on the ground like a wild beast.
During the crawling process, he would also raise his arm from time to time and lick it with his tongue.
When crawling to the nearest tree, Shi Kai suddenly pulled open his belt, raised his leg, and started to pee on the tree trunk.
In the sound of water, the expressions of the disciples of Ghost Axe Sect were mixed.
Going out for experience doesn’t pay attention to details, and they understand this, but is their senior brother being a bit too unrestrained？
However, Shi Kai was completely unaware of this. He pulled up his belt and very skillfully crawled back to the position where he was originally sitting.
“Where did I just say？”
Shi Kai, as if nothing had happened, swept a glance at the crowd in front of him.
“Senior brother… you… you said about the Demonic Tiger on Qingyuan Mountain.”
A female disciple sitting opposite Shi Kai stammered in reply.
“That’s right, it’s that Demonic Tiger！”
Shi Kai slapped his thigh and continued to talk about his deeds of fighting that Demonic Tiger on Qingyuan Mountain.
It has to be said that Shi Kai’s eloquence is excellent.
In just a short moment, with his wonderful narration, he redirected the attention of the crowd from the tree that he had pissed on back to the story he was telling.
When they heard the exciting parts, the disciples of Ghost Axe Sect couldn’t help but applaud and cheer.
A disciple who was holding a lamb leg and gnawing on it vigorously, when preparing to applaud and cheer, found that the lamb leg in his hand that only had bones left was a bit in the way, so he casually threw that bone stick out.
“Woof！”
But who would have thought that just as he threw out the bone, Shi Kai, who had been speaking with a flushed face and spittle flying, suddenly let out a cry like a wild dog, leaped up, and snatched the bone thrown by that disciple back with his mouth.
“Patta！”
In front of the dumbfounded disciples of the Ghost Ax Sect, Shi Kai carried the bone back and placed it in front of the disciple who threw the bone, looking at that disciple with a very expectant gaze.
That expression seemed to be saying – “Throw it again, master！”
As if possessed, that disciple picked up the bone from the ground and threw it high into the air again.
“Wang！”
As a result, just like before, their senior brother Shi Kai immediately leaped up, accurately caught the meat bone, and then delivered it to that disciple’s once again.
Seeing this scene, the disciples of the Ghost Ax Sect who had just thought it was just a coincidence suddenly felt a bit creepy, and a thought simultaneously popped up in their hearts –
“Our senior brother has turned into a dog！”
“Huh？ What are you all doing？ Senior brother, why did you stop talking？”
Just then, a disciple of the Ghost Ax Sect who had just gone to the forest to relieve himself because he really couldn’t hold it in returned to the edge of the camp at this time.
Seeing that his senior brother was lying on the ground with his tongue out and all the other senior brothers had expressions as if they had seen a ghost, he felt very puzzled.
However, before anyone could answer, Shi Kai suddenly stepped forward, hugged the disciple’s foot, and sniffed hard on his body.
When he smelled the position of his buttocks, Shi Kai’s eyes suddenly became extremely excited. Immediately, he let go of the disciple’s thigh and rushed excitedly towards the forest where the disciple had just relieved himself.
In the blink of an eye, Shi Kai got into the forest.
”You… just now in the forest, was it a big one or a small one？”
A disciple suddenly looked nervously at the disciple who had just walked out of the forest.
”Big… big one, why？”
The disciple who had just walked out of the forest scratched his head a little embarrassed and then asked very confusedly.
”It’s over.”
All the disciples of the Ghost Ax Sect looked at each other in dismay.
Then, a disciple who was on good terms with Shi Kai was heard shouting as he rushed towards the forest at a rapid pace：
”Senior brother, that thing can’t be eaten！”
……
After a stick of incense.
The chaotic Sangmu Valley finally quieted down.
Only occasionally from the tents of the Ghost Ax Sect camp, there came a few vomiting sounds of “vomit”.
”Amitabha, good, good.”
The little monk Xuanzhi, sitting in front of the bonfire, put his hands together and recited a Buddhist chant with a compassionate face.
“Little Master Xuanzhi, aren’t you Buddhists supposed to be compassionate？ But when I saw that Shi Kai eating that thing, I felt you were quite happy.”
Xu Taiping fiddled with the bonfire and then joked with the little monk Xuanzhi in front of him.
“Amitabha, Brother Xu, you don’t know. That benefactor was originally going to finish eating, but the little monk only let him eat half. This can also be regarded as a kind of compassion.”
The little monk Xuanzhi smiled slightly at Xu Taiping.
