Chapter 114

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Chapter 114: “Falling In Love Is Impossible. There’s No Way I Could Fall In Love In This Lifetime.”

Ban Hui always had the feeling that if she accepted this pen name, she would be losing something important.

But using food as a pen name didn’t seem like such a bad idea.

“Xiao Xiao, try this mashed potato.” Shen Yunchu held out a bowl of mashed potatoes to Ye Xiao. She had made it herself.

“Forget about ‘Three Spoons of Sugar.’ Try this mashed potato instead. Or maybe call it ‘Tomato Mashed Potato’—shorter than the last one and much easier to remember!”

Ye Xiao took a bite. The taste wasn’t bad.

Ban Hui: “……”

“Settled then!” Ye Xiao made the decision.

While staying at the company with Shen Yunchu until about 3 p.m., Ye Xiao got a call from Lu Shiqing.

“Ye Xiao, you finally picked up.”

Lu Shiqing’s tone was calm. She was usually busy and only had time for personal matters when she was free.

“Hehe~ Sister Loser Lu couldn’t resist the loneliness anymore and finally gave in to missing me, huh?”

Ye Xiao grinned while sitting in Shen Yunchu’s lap and said into the phone.

“I heard you came to Yun-Xiao today? Are you still at the company?” Lu Shiqing asked.

Ye Xiao tilted her head and looked at Shen Yunchu behind her. Shen Yunchu shook her head.

She didn’t think Shen Yunchu would lie to her—but how did Lu Shiqing know she came to the company?

Could it be she had spies planted here?

God, was this the legendary business warfare?

But Yun-Xiao and Gaoshan Venture Capital weren’t even in the same field!

“It was Shiyu. She came to the company today and said she saw you. I stopped her from going to find you.”

Lu Shiqing seemed to know exactly what Ye Xiao was thinking and explained calmly.

Mentioning Lu Shiyu—that crazy girl—Ye Xiao felt a little uneasy.

That woman was completely different from other older sisters. Most of them she had to work to make like her.

But Lu Shiyu? She just got lustful at first sight.

“You two wait after work. I think we need to have a serious talk.” Lu Shiqing added.

In reality, although the older sisters had all slept with Ye Xiao, none of them had officially confirmed a relationship or confessed their feelings.

Ye Xiao might be a bit of a scoundrel for seducing them physically, but strictly speaking, she wasn’t exactly stringing anyone along. At most, they were all just “jogging buddies.”

“Sister Loser, you can come over if you want, but absolutely don’t bring your sister!” Ye Xiao replied.

Lu Shiqing turned her head to glance at Lu Shiyu, who was lounging in her boss chair playing on a computer, and nodded slightly.

“No problem. I won’t bring Xiao Yu.”

She didn’t understand either—how did her sister turn out so… crooked?

Just a video call with Ye Xiao, and the girl looked like she was in heat. It was terrifying.

She wasn’t planning to bring Lu Shiyu along anyway.

Truth be told, she didn’t want Lu Shiyu interacting with Ye Xiao at all.

She might scold her sister when she acted perverted, but did that help? Not at all.

Lu Shiyu wouldn’t change just because of a few words. When she wanted to get turned on, she still would.

She could only make sure that when she was present, Lu Shiyu wouldn’t do anything to Ye Xiao.

But what did Lu Shiyu do in private? She had no way of controlling that.

As an older sister, she couldn’t exactly tell Lu Shiyu that she and Ye Xiao were “night jogging buddies,” or else in Lu Shiyu’s eyes, she’d be no better—just as much a pervert.

Stopping her sister from making a move while secretly doing night runs with Ye Xiao herself?

After hanging up, Lu Shiqing looked unhappily at Lu Shiyu.

To be honest, ever since she started night jogging with Ye Xiao and saw the way Lu Shiyu acted during video calls—like some obsessed freak—she had been getting more and more annoyed with her.

Back when Lu Shiyu was just into cosplay and stuff, she’d scold her a little for being unproductive and still show some concern.

Now?

“Shiyu, don’t you have anything to do today?”

“Huh, Sis?”

Noticing the cold tone, Lu Shiyu got nervous. After all, her allowance was completely controlled by Lu Shiqing.

One word from her, and her monthly allowance could vanish.

Like this month—she was supposed to get 500,000 yuan.

But because she acted like a love-struck perv on a video call with Ye Xiao, Lu Shiqing docked the entire month’s allowance.

She was used to spending freely, and now she had to scrimp and save.

Still, she didn’t regret it. Thanks to her sister, she had met her angelic little cutie, and even managed to have a magical night with her.

Only, in the second half of the night, she wasn’t careful, and Ye Xiao escaped.

She was still in a good mood. Not even missing the New Year’s anime convention with Ye Xiao could ruin it.

She had heard her sister had been trying to find Ye Xiao lately.

So for the sake of next month’s allowance, Lu Shiyu held back from contacting Ye Xiao herself and instead told her sister that she’d spotted her.

She didn’t know exactly why her sister wanted to see Ye Xiao, but she had heard Ye Xiao once asked her sister for investment, so it must’ve been business-related.

But really—what kind of big business could a little loli like Ye Xiao run?

She was curious, but if this helped her get her allowance back—maybe even get reimbursed for this month too—that’d be great.

“You’re not a child anymore. You’re graduating college soon. Don’t you want to start dating?” Lu Shiqing said, trying to sound like a responsible older sister.

“Sis, come on. You’re lecturing me, but why haven’t you found someone?”

Lu Shiyu waved it off nonchalantly. She’d always disliked this topic.

Back in high school, dating was strictly forbidden.

Now in college, suddenly they were urging her to find a boyfriend?

But all her love had gone to the adorable 2D lolis.

Only someone like Ye Xiao—who looked like she’d walked straight out of an anime—could make her heart flutter.

If she dared to say she didn’t like guys and only liked lolis, she’d probably lose six months’ allowance.

Acting like a perv was one thing. Admitting it out loud? That was a different story.

Still, finding a boyfriend? Impossible.

There was no way she’d find a boyfriend in this lifetime.

“My situation is different. But if you keep this up…”

Lu Shiqing shook her head. She didn’t want her sister to end up as a pawn in a political marriage.

If she found someone suitable now, maybe she could escape that fate.

Seeing her sister’s serious expression, Lu Shiyu backed off a bit.

Lately, she’d met a Bilibili uploader. After a short chat, she realized they were kindred spirits—both into blonde lolis. They had so much in common.

Now they often game together online, playing “My World”. She even paid for a private server just for the two of them.