Chapter 1

Chapter 1: What The Hell Is A Hot Weapon!?

Sigh~

Feeling the strong winds around him and the ground growing larger below, although he had anticipated this day would come, Su Li hadn’t expected his death to come from a suicide leap. It seemed a bit too ungraceful.

If he could, he would have preferred to die in a more dignified manner. A jump from a building seemed a little too tragic, though, at least it was better than being hacked to death with a machete.

Su Li was a scumbag, an absolute scumbag.

As a teacher, he always sought out inappropriate relationships with his cute female students. No, it wasn’t just the students—Su Li had also made advances on female teachers, and even on gentle housewives.

As long as he liked someone, he would relentlessly pursue them. Once he had them, he would either dump them after three days or, at most, a month, and then move on to the next target, deriving pleasure from the cycle.

So, he was a scumbag—there was no other way to put it.

Before choosing this path, he had already thought about it. He knew one day he would end up like this, and now, that day had come.

Su Li tightened his grip around the young girl in his arms. Although the concrete floor below wasn’t very high, and with him cushioning her fall, her chances of surviving would likely increase.

So, why not just push him off the building? Why cling to him? It wasn’t worth it to sacrifice her life for someone like him, a scumbag.

He had already done his best to make amends, and all he hoped was that she could survive.

Just as that thought crossed his mind, Su Li felt a violent impact.

The shock of falling from a height, the sound of bones breaking, the feeling of fractured bones piercing through flesh…

It overwhelmed him in an instant.

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“Mmm!?”

Su Li slowly opened his eyes. The ceiling he saw was familiar. Yes, it was the ceiling of his own rented room. But it seemed newer… was it just his illusion?

He blinked a few times, but soon realized that his focus should not be on the ceiling. If he remembered correctly, he had been pushed off the building by his own student. He had fallen straight down.

Although the building wasn’t very tall, it wasn’t exactly low either. And considering he had been the one cushioning her fall… it seemed like he was a goner.

But why was he now back in his rented room? This was strange. Furthermore, he didn’t feel any pain in his body. Even if he hadn’t died, he should have been in the hospital.

There was no way he had been unconscious for years, right!?

That would be utterly unscientific.

Without thinking, Su Li raised his hands. His hands were delicate and slender, and he could even see traces of a manicure on his nails… Wait!?

What was going on? His hands had a manicure on them, and they were so slender. Though his physique wasn’t exactly muscular, it was at least sturdy. He knew his hands well—how could they be so delicate?

These were clearly the hands of a girl!?

As a terrible thought flashed across his mind, Su Li suddenly sat up straight. He instinctively lowered his head, and though it wasn’t particularly large, the rise and fall of his chest was very noticeable.

By the feel of it, it was definitely natural.

So, what exactly was going on with him right now!?

Su Li was completely stunned. Although he was a teacher, he had read some novels, and this situation was eerily similar to those in transmigration novels. Was he transmigrated? Or maybe he had been reborn?

No matter if it was transmigration or rebirth, one thing was clear—this had to come with a gender swap.

He lay back down, feeling more confused than ever. If he was going to die, why go through the trouble of making him reborn? Rebirth could be great, but with his current gender, how was he supposed to hit on girls!?

Was he supposed to hit on guys now?

He couldn’t help but imagine that scene, and the thought made him uncomfortable.

He closed his eyes again, hoping to sleep through it, thinking maybe he just woke up in the wrong way. Maybe when he woke up again, he’d be back to being a guy.

Even though he thought about sleeping, Su Li didn’t feel at all like he wanted to sleep right now.

After tossing and turning for a while, Su Li finally couldn’t take it anymore and got up.

In his small rented room, there were simple furnishings, similar to his old room, but with some things belonging to a girl, like makeup and such.

He got out of bed and went to the wardrobe, standing in front of the full-length mirror. What he saw in the reflection was a cute and dainty young girl—big, watery eyes, a small nose, and enticing lips that seemed slightly parted in surprise.

Her long black hair was a little messy from sleep, but it added to her cuteness. She was about one fifty-something meters tall, clearly not reaching one sixty. She looked like a middle school student.

So soft, so adorable.

Had he gone back to middle school? Why did he look so young? Why did he look like someone people would want to bully?

Was this really him? Why did he feel like he was someone else entirely?

While Su Li was inspecting his reflection, he suddenly noticed a calendar hanging on the wall. On September 1st, there was a red circle drawn around the date, as if it was marking something.

Looking at the year, it was the same year he started his job, five years ago.

Su Li looked around the room, then picked up the phone charging on the desk. He quickly entered the password and unlocked it. The date displayed on the screen was August 31st.

So, tomorrow was his first day at work!?

In most rebirth stories, people are reborn back into their student days, but why was he reborn the day before his first day at work? He had hoped to experience his school days a bit more.

Well, actually, he just wanted to hit on some female classmates.

But now, it seemed there was no chance for that.

At that moment, Su Li suddenly had a strange sensation in his head, like something was being crammed into his mind. He frowned involuntarily but didn’t make a sound.

Soon, the new information in his mind made his face darken.

The new information told him that, aside from him, all the girls he had pursued were also reborn. That would be fine, but…

The problem was, if he pursued them, they would turn be into a hot weapon.

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Author’s Note: A new book from a New Author, please support! I’m a total newbie, the kind that’s super cute and fresh!

Translator’s Note: I’ll used female pronouns for the MC starting Chapter 2. Using male pronouns for the MC for Chapter 1.