Chapter 43

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Chapter 43: I Am Quite Foolish

When Su Wen left the training ground and hurried back to the office, he found everyone looking very serious.

The Star God, Fighting God, and God of Theater were in a heated discussion, while the Wind God sat nearby, busily scribbling away at his homework.

"What’s going on?" Su Wen asked as he approached, puzzled.

"God of Wealth, you’re here," the Star God began. "Fighting God came in for a check-up earlier, and after God of Theater examined him, everything seemed fine."

"But because Fighting God insisted, and thanks to your repeated warnings, God of Theater borrowed my Divine Artifacts and used his own to take a closer look."

"And guess what? God of Theater actually found something—a spiritual bug hidden in Fighting God’s perineum."

"A spiritual bug? That’s definitely the Huahuaz clan’s doing!" Su Wen exclaimed.

"Perineum… where exactly is that?" Su Wen asked, scratching his head. He wasn’t too familiar with acupuncture points, so he wanted to know which part of Fighting God had been compromised by the Huahuaz clan.

As for the Star God mentioning that he had reminded Fighting God?

Well, that was true. He had dropped a couple of hints, but he never expected Fighting God to actually go through with the check-up.

And his hints were more about Fighting God’s connections with the Velier clan and the Huahuaz clan. He hadn’t thought it would lead to an actual discovery.

Had the Huahuaz clan already made a move on Fighting God?

"It’s in the buttocks," the God of Theater said, looking at Su Wen. "Yeah, that awkward spot."

The Star God chimed in, "The Huahuaz clan… they’re sneaky. Normally, a spiritual bug is hard to detect, and if they just used machines or Divine Artifacts, it would’ve gone unnoticed."

"Especially since this spiritual bug is so well hidden. It must’ve been planted by a high-ranking elder from the Huahuaz clan, probably using one of their treasures."

"To find it manually, you’d need to use divine intent to sense it carefully."

"And let’s face it, the perineum is a bit of an awkward area. Most people would give it a quick once-over and move on. They wouldn’t keep poking around there."

God of Theater sighed, "Exactly, who’s going to keep checking there? It’s just asking for trouble!"

Fighting God coughed lightly. Talking about his perineum in front of everyone was a bit embarrassing.

Even though he had a thick skin and wore a mask, the God of Wealth, Wind God, and God of Theater didn’t know who he was or what he looked like.

But the Star God knew. After all, the mask was made by the Star God himself.

"So, God of Wealth, how much of the future did you see?"

With a wave of his right hand, the Star God conjured a star map, and the office was filled with shimmering celestial patterns.

It was like the most breathtaking sight in the world, something you couldn’t help but get lost in.

"I used celestial divination and saw a glimpse of the future. The Huahuaz clan… they can be trusted!"

"And now, saying that the Huahuaz clan can be trusted is a bit ridiculous."

A trustworthy ally planting a curse on you?

And not even telling you about it?

So, there’s only one conclusion: there’s something on the Huahuaz clan’s side that’s messing with celestial divination.

This thing is seriously messing up the Star God’s divination results.

"This whole thing has made me realize that in the future, I should avoid divining when dealing with beings from the Arrow Realm."

The Star God said with a sigh, "If I’m getting fake info, it’s better not to have this ability at all."

Su Wen suddenly chimed in, "Actually, don’t be so down. If they can mess with celestial divination, just take the results as the opposite, right?"

Stars are all about mystery.

You could even say that divination is just a branch of celestial phenomena.

So giving up on divination like this is a real shame.

With the right approach, nothing’s off the table.

"True, but the main issue is that they keep interfering, feeding me false info."

The Star God murmured, "If the info is a mix of true and false, it really puts my judgment and luck to the test."

"In life-or-death situations, my gut tells me not to gamble."

"After all, I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed."

Su Wen: "???"

Is he seriously humble-bragging?

The Star God just called himself not smart?

Creator of Martial Arts!

Back in the day, the Star God teamed up with the abilities team to create the Body Refinement Technique.

Pioneer of Martial Arts!

In his spare time, he casually broke through the bottleneck of Foundational Body Refinement Technique 2.0, leading to the birth of Foundational Body Refinement Technique 3.0.

Mastermind behind the Starry Array!

The nationwide Starry Array can precisely strike invading outsiders and quickly detect newly born fate bearers!

Founder of Organizations!

All five fate bearers with the character "God" from Huaxia are under his wing!

Commander of the Mount Sea Battlefield!

He’s the top dog in the highest-level battlefield among all future battlefields, where conflicts are the most intense and have the widest impact!

And this is just because he hasn’t had much time or been to the future often, so he doesn’t know the Star God well enough.

The real Star God in the future timeline is definitely more impressive than he knows!

A guy like that, calling himself not smart?

What is he then?

Is he an idiot?

“God of Wealth, how much of the future can you see in me?”

Fighting God shifted the topic abruptly.

Star God’s mind isn’t the sharpest…

This topic is a bit heavy.

“I saw that in the future war, the Velier clan and the Huahuaz clan will strike at you during crucial moments.”

“From the spiritual bug, I guessed that the Huahuaz clan would eventually turn against me.”

Fighting God sighed, wanting to say more.

But the God of Theater noticed Su Wen hadn’t finished speaking and with a single glance, silenced Fighting God.

“Hmm… you’re gravely injured, unable to escape, and knowing you’re doomed, you set yourself ablaze to cover the army’s retreat…”

Star God raised a hand, cutting Su Wen off.

“God of Wealth, is it alright for you to be so detailed?”

The future is full of infinite possibilities!

And it’s also the most unpredictable!

So when using celestial divination to glimpse the future, the answers are always vague. Even then, one can’t reveal everything they know.

If the hints are too obvious, beyond a certain point, it invites a backlash from the heavenly secrets.

But Su Wen… he’s been way too blunt, hasn’t he?

He practically pointed at Fighting God’s forehead and said, “You’re going to die in the future!

You’ll be taken out by the Velier clan and the Huahuaz clan!

Before you die, you’ll even burn yourself to protect the army’s retreat.

Be careful!

Don’t die!”

“No signs of backlash, breath steady, no indication of injury,”

the God of Theater murmured, his eyes shifting like a storm.

Not far away, the Wind God was doing homework and said without looking up, “The gentle breeze tells me that big brother God of Wealth is calm inside, so there’s no way he’s forcing himself to endure a backlash.”

Hearing this, Star God chuckled and gestured, “Seems I was being too narrow-minded. Alright, if you think it’s fine, go on.”

Su Wen shrugged and said, “I only saw that the Huahuaz clan and the Velier clan would backstab Fighting God; nothing else to add.”

At this, the God of Theater focused and lifted the silence from Fighting God.

“Damn!”

“Those two bastards actually dared to screw me over like this?”