Chapter 227
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Chapter 227: Perverts Like Rin!
Suddenly, Rin felt a bit uneasy.
“What… what does ‘pleasing to her eyes’ mean?”
The man scratched his face and said, “I guess it’s important to look good, right? As long as they’re not over sixty years old. If someone catches her eye on the street, she’ll take them away for a few days, torment them before letting them go.”
Waste Hero couldn’t help but draw out his sword, holding it in his hand, weighing it carefully.
Rin glanced at these panicked men, most of whom were ordinary and didn’t know why they were running away.
However, as he touched his face, he felt even more uneasy.
“Is there … more?”
Another male customer, after paying the bill, added, “Although this Grand Marshal is quite eccentric and has a wide range of interests, there are still types she loves in ten minutes. It is said that she was very fond of the envoy sent by the king last time.”
“Oh, I’ve heard about that too. Luckily, our Viscount knows how to deal with trouble and has kept her imprisoned. But ever since then, she has said she likes brown-haired handsome men the most, especially if they have curly hair.”
Rin’s smile had completely disappeared from his face, and he grabbed a strand of his hair, feeling a bit melancholic and worried.
The blade of Waste Hero’s sword had already slightly emerged from its sheath, adding a touch of coldness and alertness to his otherwise lifeless gaze.
Another waiter, who was a lively looking woman, carelessly said with a smile, “Not only that, a long time ago, she said she liked young men who are elegant and pleasant to look at when eating.”
The waiter behind the counter tapped her chin with her finger, thinking.
“Last time when they came back from XX City, Grand Marshal was shouting about how cute and unbeatable the young guys were. And this time, they went to find suitable men down below, I didn’t expect them to return so quickly.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the area near the cashier went quiet, with several pairs of eyes staring at Rin all at once.
The older waitress suddenly realized something, looking at Rin with a formulaic smile on her face.
“Come to think of it, it seems to be this younger brother.”
“(゚Д゚ )”.
Rin had a thousand words in his heart that he wanted to curse out loud. He thought to himself, “No wonder this is a world created by the evil god Doing Evil Deeds, this isn’t even the main plot yet, the malice is almost uncontrollable.”
How strong must their opinions of me be to resort to such forced coincidence… No, accidental happenings.
“(╬◣ω◢)。”
Waste Hero couldn’t help it and pulled out his sword, creating a whirlwind around her with her at the center.
Rin grabbed her hand, took back her sword, and gave her a stern look, saying, “Sit there quietly and don’t move.”
After speaking, he skillfully crossed over the counter, looked around, then hid in the hollow space on the side.
It’s not that I can’t defeat this fierce little noble, but… cough, after all, I’m just a guest from a foreign land, I can’t cause trouble on someone else’s turf.
Moreover, if a fight really breaks out, if we get wanted, unless we reveal our identities and Emilia’s, how can we complete our mission properly?
As for revealing our identities directly? That wouldn’t work, if I don’t have a clear sign like a golden plaque, how can I succeed in my business?
Walking eighty steps and giving up in the last twenty steps would be too shameful!
Know when to retreat, a wise man avoids unnecessary conflicts to keep things calm.
This isn’t about being stubborn, it’s about wise people not fighting.
Waste Hero pulled out his sword again, thought for a moment, then put it back in. After a few more times back and forth, he finally made up his mind not to draw blood for now.
Most of all, she worried that Rin would think she was naughty and kick her out of bed at night.
Of course, she chose to sit in the nearest seat, waiting quietly. If she noticed something wrong, she would make a quick escape.
After waiting for a while, most of the people had already paid and left, leaving only three men who hadn’t left yet.
These three men looked shifty and definitely not like good people; they were arguing with the waiter at that moment.
All three men said they had already paid and wanted to leave, but the waiter insisted they hadn’t paid yet because they were causing a scene.
“Ask the other people in the restaurant if they saw you pay.”
The lively waiter, hands on hips, pointed at the three men angrily. Everyone around who was not in the “dining hunting ground” responded in agreement, looking at them disdainfully.
The leader had narrow, close-set triangular eyes that were the size of small beans, with a big fish-like mouth sticking out, filled with tiny sharp teeth.
He stepped forward angrily and demanded, “What do you mean? Are you trying to slander our brotherhood by offering us a free meal?”
“Whether you have eaten a free meal or not, don’t you know it in your own hearts?”
“Stop talking nonsense! When I say I’ve paid, I’ve paid. Even if the King himself comes, I would say the same! Are you trying to cheat your customers?”
“Exactly!” another short, chubby companion chimed in, “Hurry up and move aside. If we end up being kidnapped by the Grand Marshal because of you, won’t your conscience bother you?”
The waiter couldn’t help but giggle with her hand covering her mouth, “Kidnap you guys? Come on!”
Just as she was about to mock the shameless little thugs, the ground suddenly began to shake, sending slight tremors through the floor.
The few remaining people in the shop all turned pale, looking towards the entrance, where a dozen guards had just appeared.
The three young thugs shuddered in unison and ran off. Seeing this, the waiter quickly chased after them.
The skinny tall guy with yellow eyes ran the fastest. He was used to looking down at the ground for money, so he kept his head down and ran forward.
As the skinny tall man left the restaurant, he suddenly felt his vision darken, and then he bumped into a small hill, feeling dizzy and disoriented.
Before he could react, someone picked him up on tiptoes.
Just then, as he lifted his head, he made direct eye contact with the other person.
In front of him stood a person with a head twice the size of his own, layers of flesh piled like a Shar-Pei dog’s wrinkles all the way down to their chin.
The person’s sausage-sized mouth opened slightly, emitting a strange smell that made him feel nauseous, so he didn’t dare say much.
“G-Grand Marshal, I already have a wife and kids, please spare me,” he pleaded.
The other person raised an eyebrow, then threw him towards two other people.
Feeling nauseous already, he fell heavily to the ground and started vomiting uncontrollably.
The person claiming to be the Grand Marshal, after being thrown out, also ended up vomiting a lot.
Both of them surprisingly made each other vomit at the same time.
The guards on both sides trembled slightly, trying hard not to laugh out loud, feeling very uncomfortable.
The Grand Marshal took out a stack of papers to wipe his mouth, his angry body shaking like a small mountain.
“What is this thing, looking like a blobfish wandering on the road, making this general look so ugly!!”
Her voice was loud and clear, like thunder when it hit the ground, looking at the other two thugs tangled up, she felt like vomiting again.
“And this thing, why are there so many bumps on its forehead? A red-lipped batfish, right? And the last one… Zhoa, why does the water drop fish have four limbs now?!”
Rin hiding behind the counter, upon hearing this, was a bit stunned.
Thinking to himself, “Wow, I thought only dead bats could challenge me in this world, didn’t expect to encounter such skilled opponents.”
Unfortunately, it was destined that they wouldn’t be able to meet.
No, please don’t let us meet!