Chapter 2237
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Instantly, the Long-browed True Man had a black line all over his head.
What the hell?
Give two spirit rabbits to me to warm the bed?
What do you take me for?
Am I so desperate?
The Eight-treasure Golden Toad didn’t notice the change in the Long-browed True Man’s face and smiled, “Daoist, these two spirit rabbits are not only virgins, but also very young. They are just five hundred years old this year.”
What? Five hundred years old?
Damn it, they are even older than my grandmother’s grandmother.
The face of the Long-browed True Man turned even darker.
The lecherous smile of the Eight-treasure Golden Toad: The abbot doesn’t know. Although they haven’t experienced that kind of thing, you can train them slowly in the future. Presumably they will definitely satisfy you…”
”Satisfy my ass!” The Long-browed True Man scolded angrily: “Hurry up and get them out.”
The Eight-treasure Golden Toad was stunned and said in confusion: “Why is this? Didn’t you just say that they were not bad?”
The Long-browed True Man said: “They are not bad. They can be skinned and put into the hot pot.”
Upon hearing this, the two spirit rabbits trembled all over, and tears welled up in their round eyes.
The Eight-treasure Golden Toad quickly said: “The Taoist Priest, they were carefully selected by me from countless spirit beasts. It’s a pity to put them in the hot pot. You’d better keep them to warm the bed!
The Long-browed True Man said in a sarcastic tone: “Brother Eight-treasure, if you want to tease me, just say it directly. Why bother to do this? Is it interesting?”
“Tease you?” The Eight-treasure Golden Toad quickly waved his hand: “The Taoist priest, you misunderstood. I didn’t mean to tease you. I was sincere in wanting to apologize to you.
The Long-browed True Man was unappreciative: “Sorry, I can’t afford your sincerity.”
The Eight-treasure Golden Toad was confused: “The master, why don’t you want them? You know, many spirit beasts want them to warm the bed.”
The Long-Browed True Man’s nose was almost crooked with anger, and he snorted coldly, “You also said that many spirit beasts want them to warm the bed. But am I a spirit beast? Am I?”
The Golden Toad of the Eight Treasures said, “Of course you’re not a spirit beast.”
“You still know that?” The Long-Browed True Man said angrily, “Since you know I’m not a spirit beast, why did you send these two spirit beasts?”
The Golden Toad of the Eight Treasures advised, “don’t be angry, don’t be angry at all. Listen to my explanation.
”In my opinion, spirit beasts are actually just like people.”
”When spirit beasts achieve success in cultivation, they can transform into human forms and live like people.”
Moreover, most spirit beasts are kind-hearted and loyal. Speaking of which, in this regard, many humans are not as good as spirit beasts.”
The Long-Browed True Man was even more furious, “Toad, what do you mean? Are you saying that I’m not kind-hearted and heartless?
“No, no. I was talking about others.” The Golden Toad of the Eight Treasures said, If these two spirits rabbits transform into human forms, they will surely be extremely charming and guarantee that you’ll like them.
The Long-Browed True Man asked, “Extremely charming? Are you sure?”
The Golden Toad of the Eight Treasures nodded seriously, “Sure.”
The Long-Browed True Man’s eyes once again fell on the two spirit rabbits. It has to be said that they had a good appearance, especially those pairs of eyes, with tears in their eyes, looking pitiful making people can’t help feeling pity in their hearts when they saw them.
“Just being spirit beasts, they are already so pitiful. If they transform into human form, it would be great.”
“Xu Xian dares to mess with snakes, and Ning Caichen dares to mess with ghosts. It’s nothing for me to mess with two spirit rabbits, right?”
“Also, those guys from the secular world in India don’t even spare hens and crocodiles. Compared with them, it seems that accepting two spirit rabbits is not so unacceptable?”
“Should I accept them?”
For a while, the Long-browed True Man’s thoughts were in a turmoil.
Seeing the Long-browed True Man’s eyes turning around on the two spirit rabbits, the Eight-treasure Golden Toad decided to strike while the iron was hot and said, “Daozhang, just accept them. This is my good intention. As long as you experience it, you will definitely feel extremely wonderful…”
The Long-browed True Man suddenly said, “I don’t want them!”
“Why?” The Eight-treasure Golden Toad looked full of surprise, thinking, I have persuaded you so much, why don’t you want them?”
The Long-browed True Man said solemnly, “Spirit rabbits will only affect my cultivation speed!”
The Eight-treasure Golden Toad looked respectful.
“No wonder the Daozhang has broken through so quickly. So that’s it, so that’s it!”
The Long-browed True Man secretly thought, “Why I have broken through so quickly, don’t you have any idea in your heart? You chase and beat me every day. If I don’t break through, I will be beaten to death by you sooner or later.”
The Eight-treasure Golden Toad said, “Daozhang, why not keep them. They can pour tea and water for you and also accompany you to drink…”
“Didn’t you hear what I just said? The poor Taoist doesn’t want them!” said the Long-Browed True Man. “Hurry up and let them go. If they don’t leave, then I’ll use them for hot pot.”
“The spirit rabbits are so cute. Their meat must be very tender, right?”
“At that time, with some green vegetables, it must taste very delicious…”
Before he could finish speaking.
The two spirit rabbits were so scared that they fled in a hurry.
“Hahaha…” When the Long-Browed True Man saw this scene, he burst into laughter.
The Golden Toad of the Eight Treasures was in stark contrast to the Long-Browed True Man. He couldn’t laugh and looked very worried.
“Brother Baobao, what’s wrong with you? You look like an eggplant beaten by frost, listless.” The Long-Browed True Man took a sip of the small wine and asked.
The Golden Toad of the Eight Treasures said, “I originally wanted to give the two spirit rabbits to you to apologize, but you scared them away. What should I do?”
The Long-Browed True Man rolled his eyes and asked, “Brother Baobao, do you really want to apologize to me?”
The Golden Toad of the Eight Treasures nodded, “Of course.”
“Actually, it’s very simple. You don’t have to look so worried.” The Long-Browed True Man said, “I don’t have many hobbies. I just like divine artifacts and emperor artifacts. Why don’t you give me a few?”
If I had divine artifacts and emperor artifacts, would I still need to apologize to you?
The Golden Toad of the Eight Treasures said with a bitter face, “Daoist, divine artifacts and emperor artifacts are very rare. To be honest, I really want to give you a few, but I don’t have a single one.”
Poor bastard!
As a divine beast at the Great Saint realm, not even having an Emperor Weapon is really shabby. I’m even ashamed for you.
The Long-Browed True Man cursed in his heart and said, “Brother Babao, the Qingyun Sword Sect must have Emperor Weapons. You can go and ask Sect Master Yunshan for a few.”
The Babao Golden Toad shook its head and said, “There aren’t many Emperor Weapons in the entire Eastern Wasteland. Our Qingyun Sword Sect also only has a few, and those Emperor Weapons have all been sealed. Unless one breaks through to the Quasi-Emperor realm, those seals can’t be opened.”
”The Sect Master also said that as long as anyone in the Qingyun Sword Sect can break through to the Quasi-Emperor realm, they can take away an Emperor Weapon at will.”
”Otherwise, don’t even think about it.”
The Long-Browed True Man said disdainfully, “Isn’t it just an Emperor Weapon? What’s so great about it? Sect Master Yunshan actually set conditions. He’s so stingy.”
His eyes rolled and he suddenly thought of a wonderful idea in his heart.
The Long-Browed True Man said with a smile, “Brother Babao, help me with one thing. As long as you do this thing for me, not only will I forgive you, but we will still be brothers in the future. How about it?”
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