Chapter 3 I am a Prince (Part 2)

“My son, your father is here to see you.” A resounding voice called out, followed by the sound of soft footsteps approaching. I immediately flew back to my nest like a dragon and quickly crawled back into the swaddling clothes. Of course, Xiaohuan, as a woman in the palace, was still alert. When she heard the noise, she immediately straightened her clothes, walked quickly forward, knelt on the ground, and said, “Xiaohuan pays her respects to the emperor.”

“Okay, stand up.” The man waved his sleeves, and all his movements were casual and natural.

This man is about forty years old, with a dignified appearance, extraordinary handsomeness, and a bright look. He is a handsome middle-aged man. He always has a smile on his face, giving people an inexplicable sense of intimacy. He seems to be a natural optimist, but there is some majesty hidden under that smile. I guess he is the current king of a country, that is, my father.

As soon as he saw me, he was overjoyed and was about to step towards me, but unexpectedly, the young eunuch next to him suddenly screamed. I don’t know if his head was pinched by the door panel, but he ran around like a fool, holding his head and shouting: “Your Majesty, it’s bad, it’s terrible, the Fifth Prince… he just…”

“What happened just now?” The emperor frowned upon hearing this, his smile faded, his expression darkened, and he asked sternly, “Is there something wrong with the prince?”

“This…” The little eunuch was startled when he heard this and leaned close to the emperor’s ear, whispering mysteriously.

This girl must have told the emperor what she had just seen. This was clear from the emperor’s expression. His face was uncertain, and although his thoughts could not be seen, he was still shocked by what he had heard.

What a pity! My mind was spinning like crazy. How could this happen suddenly? This would be a real disaster for me. If that little eunuch exaggerated and talked nonsense, I wouldn’t be able to explain myself even if I was right. If the emperor cut off my chance to get close to women in a fit of rage, how would I have spent my childhood? When I thought about this, I got so angry that it seemed necessary to explain.

I jumped like a carp, turned over and stood up without a single flaw. The whole process was smooth and easy, and I did it in one go. This really scared the three people in the room. Who wouldn’t be surprised that a baby who was less than a day old could perform such a difficult move?

Without hesitation, six eyes were directed at me, staring at me until my whole body was numb.

But what happened next was completely reversed.

The emperor probably never expected that my skills would be so amazing. Just now, the little eunuch had only told him about my somersault. He probably didn’t believe it yet. While he was hesitating, I suddenly performed a live performance. Now he saw it with his own eyes. What else could he do except to marvel at the magic? However, even a king who had experienced many hardships would not lose his composure. The emperor only stood there for a moment before returning to normal and praising me endlessly. He clapped his hands “Pa pa pa” continuously, and his palms were clapping until they were covered with flowers. The little eunuch next to him was even more outrageous. In order to highlight the atmosphere, he clapped, shouted and roared. He was simply a funny guy. His comedic body movements made Xiaohuan laugh so hard that she bent over.

The Emperor, beside him, was even more delighted, praising him repeatedly, “Excellent, wonderful, truly wonderful! My son, you have exceptional aptitudes. You will surely be a martial arts prodigy in the future.” He quickly came to the bedside, lifted me up with both hands, and stared at me for a long moment, wondering what he would accomplish in the future, considering this child, less than a day old, already possessing such extraordinary talent. Regardless, it was something worth celebrating. This was a dragon seed, possessing such natural talent. Of course, it was a joy to be born. It seemed he needed to cultivate it from a young age. Thinking of this, he chuckled and said, “Do you want to follow your father to learn martial arts and hunting in the future?” The young eunuch beside him laughed. Fortunately, he didn’t say, “Your Highness is still young, how can he understand what others say?” Otherwise, he would have been castrated.

When the Emperor asked this, I naturally obeyed his orders, nodding my head like a drum. Learning martial arts from the Emperor was a wonderful opportunity for me; this was exactly what I wanted. When the Emperor saw that I could actually understand human language, his smile blossomed. “Tonight, I’ll tell you a story, okay?” I pecked my head wildly, and he laughed heartily. He waved his hand and said to the two of them, “You two can leave first. I need to spend some quality time with my son.”

“Yes, Your Majesty.” With laughter, the two of them walked briskly to the door, but were stopped by the emperor again, who warned: “Don’t mention what happened tonight to anyone, otherwise you will be killed without mercy.” The little eunuch was the most incompetent in such matters. He responded with a soft sound and hurriedly fled with Xiaohuan as if avoiding being killed. I looked at Xiaohuan’s back and suddenly an idea came to my mind.

The emperor noticed the strangeness in my expression, looked outside the door, and felt a sense of emotion in his heart. It turned out that Xiao Linzi was right. This little darling not only knew martial arts but also understood the affairs of men and women. I am sure that he will be a romantic man in the future. It seems that he needs to be taught a good lesson so that he won’t embarrass our royal family in the future, so he laughed and said, “You are worthy of being Lian’s child. The desire of such a small baby is so strong. You are quite like me in my youth.” Seeing that I was interested, he knew that I could speak freely and without restraint. He paused and continued, “Little prince, do you know that when father was fourteen years old, he could have sex with five women all night. Your queen mother was scared at that time, thinking that I would have some serious illness. Look, am I not still as heroic as before? Hey, what’s that on your expression? A king’s words are not a joke. Don’t you still believe father? Let me tell you, just for example, last time, well, about a year ago, Lian fought for hundreds of rounds in your mother’s “Guiqiong Palace” and remained undefeated all night. Amazing, isn’t it.” I was stunned after hearing this. It was really amazing. This father is really awesome. He may be the most open-minded emperor in the entire time and space.

In this way, one spoke and the other listened, and gradually the atmosphere became harmonious.

Listening to him talk about the romantic history of emperors is much more exciting than watching those pornographic movies. These are all his personal experiences, vividly described. After each story, he would add some small episodes, such as the true nature of men, the hero’s ambition is to be surrounded by beauties and other twisted logic. I was so interested in listening to him that I really wanted to grow up quickly and join him in the harem to have three thousand women.

Of course, I am good at all kinds of things, whether it is level three or level one, I listened to it with great interest, without blushing or getting nervous. A few times, I was so happy that I inadvertently called out “Father” a few times, which made him laugh out loud. Now he is not surprised that I can speak human language. Anything can happen to me, so he is used to it.

As we got to know each other better, I stopped caring too much and teased him from time to time. Whenever a story got to the point of **, I’d deliberately let out a little nosebleed as a sign of encouragement and hum a few tunes to cheer him on. The whole atmosphere was like a pair of close friends chatting. Little did we know that we were actually a royal father and son. It was truly dramatic.

We reluctantly ended our trip only when the sky was slightly bright and roosters crowed.

After this most exciting, stimulating, passionate, and bloody night, my father excitedly told me to come to him anytime to listen to his stories. And in his delight, he gave me a name that shocked the world and made the gods weep: “Xia Yu”