Volume 1 Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Still Alive

Things couldn’t possibly be as wonderful as Eve had imagined.

 

Just when she was happily thinking about being reborn into another world again and living a happy life as a supreme dragon or phoenix, she, who had been sentenced to hanging… opened her eyes in a coffin.

 

Eve was dazed when she first woke up, looking at the dark environment around her, her intuition was telling her… she wasn’t dead, she was still very much alive.

 

Except for a purplish-red mark on her neck that didn’t even hurt anymore, Eve didn’t notice anything unusual.

 

She observed her surroundings and confirmed that she must have been buried.

 

The narrow space made it difficult for Eve, who was already voluptuous, to even maintain a somewhat comfortable position.

 

Have to say those people from the Holy Church were quite nice.

 

They not only killed her but also buried her. Although Eve was a universally despised witch, the Holy Church still prepared a decent coffin for her.

 

If they had buried her directly in the ground, Eve would probably be in a much more miserable state right now.

 

Given a moment to catch her breath, Eve couldn’t help but contemplate life in this dark and narrow space.

 

Now she finally understood why beings like witches needed to be eliminated by burning at the stake.

 

Simple execution methods had absolutely no effect on witches. Even hanging, which was very lethal to humans, only managed to make Eve stick out her tongue, roll her eyes, and then faint.

 

Why does this feel a bit suggestive…

 

One could say witches were even more athletic than athletes…

 

And in this narrow space, with oxygen levels so low a match would instantly go out, Eve was still alive and well without any issues.

 

One could only say the witch’s inherent value was still increasing. Although Eve was a witch who couldn’t do anything, had no lethal power, and was foolishly trying to integrate into human society.

 

But her constitution as a witch was still intact.

 

However, a new problem has also been placed before Eve, she didn’t know how long she had been unconscious, nor did she know how to get out.

 

The narrow space made it difficult to exert force, and the gentle and weak Eve didn’t know any earth-shattering magic that could help her escape.

 

Thinking back carefully, Eve realized all the magic she had learned was supportive magic, and she often used these spells to help others.

 

Top-tier healing arts were out of the question, she had the best talent but had put all her skill points into irrelevant areas.

 

Various housekeeping, cooking, and odd-job skills were mastered to perfection, making it hard to tell if she was a witch or a maid.

 

Most importantly… Eve discovered she knew many spells to make children happy.

 

Things like conjuring a flower out of thin air, making stones sing, temporarily rearranging stars in the sky into many cute patterns.

 

All were spells for entertaining children…

 

But when you think about it carefully, conjuring a flower out of thin air, isn’t that the ability to create something from nothing?

 

Making stones sing, isn’t that the ability to give life to an object?

 

And temporarily rearranging the stars in the sky… moving the stars and changing the cosmos?

 

Being able to do all this, yet still using it to make children happy?

 

Without thinking, Eve knew why this powerful witch did such things to make someone happy.

 

That little ungrateful one.

 

Unfortunately, Eve was a supporting character, and the daughter she adopted was also someone who could never be properly raised no matter what.

 

If she had realized this earlier, she wouldn’t be in such a miserable state now.

 

Just as Eve was lying in this narrow space lost in thought, she suddenly heard the sound of earth being dug up outside.

 

This immediately put her on alert.

 

“Is this… someone coming to rescue me?”

 

Eve was overjoyed. Although a witch’s constitution was like superman, in this oxygen-deprived, dark, and damp environment, she still felt very uncomfortable.

 

Having someone rescue her would be best, but another question came to Eve’s mind.

 

She had no family or friends, and the only person she was somewhat familiar with in this world was that ungrateful child.

 

Who would be bothered to dig up her grave?

 

Moreover, the fact that the great witch Eve had been hanged was common knowledge, whoever was digging up her grave definitely wasn’t doing it to rescue Eve.

 

If the Holy Church knew Eve wasn’t dead, they would have dug her up and burned her to ashes before anyone else could.

 

Could it be…

 

“Grave robbers?”

 

Eve instinctively took a deep breath, but there wasn’t anything worth stealing here.

 

However, there were rumors among humans that a witch’s body could remain perfectly preserved for thousands of years even after death, as if they were just sleeping.

 

Maybe this was why no one questioned whether Eve was really dead or not after she was buried.

 

Since they would get nothing from digging up Eve’s grave, the intention of the people outside became very obvious…

 

Under the Xiao Huang Wen world view, a beautiful witch who couldn’t resist…

 

Eve didn’t dare imagine how comfortable that would be.

 

Bang!

 

While Eve was lost in thought, she heard the sound of something heavy landing above her head.

 

It seemed like some tool had touched the coffin lid in front of her…

 

“Oh no, oh no, something big is about to happen!”