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    Chapter 593: Purification Guardian Shower Gel

    “Hey—!”

    “Ah!”

    “Everyone, hold on tight!”

    The Chosen Ones warriors had just faced a series of trials and seen the "God’s War," enduring the sacred baptism of the "Giant God."

    Their faith grew even stronger.

    But the Giant God seemed to test them again!

    “Boom—boom—boom—!”

    Amid the huge noise, the "World Tree Branches" spun and shook; they slowly moved from their original birthplace toward the vast "primordial depression."

    The move brought huge vibrations.

    Each sway might throw off the Chosen Ones warriors.

    Yet all warriors stayed strong.

    “This is…”

    “The Giant God’s test for us!”

    “Everyone, hold on!”

    In the Soul Network, officers’ voices rose, encouraging everyone.

    Actually, they didn’t need reminders.

    All Chosen Ones warriors knew the Giant God had noticed these Tiny mortals, and He was giving another trial to the mortals He chose.

    Once they passed, everyone would play a bigger, brighter role in the Giant God’s "Great Plan"!

    Finally…

    The Giant God stopped.

    “Whew…”

    “Is it over?”

    The Chosen Ones warriors felt lingering fear.

    Not being thrown off by the shaking World Tree wasn’t hard—it took strong faith and will in the Giant God.

    But the Giant God was so close!

    Mortals could barely handle the constant "Holy Light" radiation from Him.

    Too much of it wasn’t good either.

    It made Chosen Ones warriors feel "indifference," "invincibility," and "comfort," with thoughts like "if the Giant God is here, all is fine" popping up often.

    Still, they had to beat these complacent feelings, or they’d fall off from slackness!

    “The Giant God needs able materials to join His ‘Great Plan’!”

    "And not be overgrown infants relying on Him every moment!"

    "Once captured by thoughts of ‘ease,’ we become defective products."

    "Fortunately…"

    Fortunately, flawed ones were scarcely found.

    But just as the Chosen Ones warriors believed the trial was ending…

    "Boom—Boom—Boom—!"

    Massive tremors shook everything once more!

    This time, the entire "World Tree" abruptly rotated ninety degrees, hurling unprepared Chosen Ones warriors off its surface.

    "Splash…"

    "Squelch…"

    They plunged in frustration into the blended slurry of "Primal Mud" and "etheric liquid" beneath the World Tree. To their dismay, they’d relaxed at the final moment and failed the trial.

    Yet almost immediately, their regret found unexpected compensation.

    "Crash—!"

    The "World Tree’s broken branch," clutched in the Giant God’s jaws, plunged deep into the Primal Mud!

    "Boom—!"

    A colossal fissure tore across the Primordial Earth, trembling violently before finally settling.

    Then, a miracle manifested anew.

    "Hiss…"

    Tender buds sprouted from the "World Tree’s broken branch," flourishing with vigorous growth!

    It surged skyward from the earth, piercing the clouds.

    Sacred sapwood still bore traces of the Giant God’s gifts—distinctive mucus from within His maw!

    —-

    After the Giant God departed, word spread through the "Primal World Tree"—a new war organization had formed!

    Their headquarters stood upon the "World Tree’s broken branch" the Giant God had "planted."

    That very "World Tree branch," shattered by the "Vast Dragon God · Small Skull Species," had miraculously developed into a new "World Tree" under the Giant God’s extraordinary care.

    This new war organization comprised Chosen Ones warriors tempered by the Giant God’s sacred rites and repeated enhancements.

    Steeled in will and unwavering in loyalty, these warriors had endured close proximity to the Giant God and three potent augmentations: "Vast Dragon God’s divine blood," "Giant God’s holy saliva," and "intense Giant God radiation exposure." Each emerged as a peerless Chosen Warrior.

    Nor were the warriors alone in receiving enhancements!

    The "World Tree branch" too underwent three identical strengthening cycles alongside them.

    The Giant God even grafted it atop the ruined City of Dimensions where He once resided.

    That temporary "City of Dimensions" had already crumbled when the Giant God shattered the Primordial Earth to assault the "Vast Dragon God · Small Skull Species."

    Yet the Giant God’s "sacred liquid" remained buried deep within the Primal Mud.

    The branch that had just gained new life and grown into a young shoot of the new World Tree was indeed the first to benefit.

    Its roots grew wildly, absorbing large amounts of the "sacred liquid."

    With the dew produced by the "World Tree" and the "sacred liquid," along with the "active flesh and blood" contributed by the Chosen Ones warriors, this newly established war organization could continue recruiting new soldiers.

    This war organization was named—"Purification Guard."

    It received this name because of a distinctive trait of its warriors…

    "Gak—!"

    "Gak! Help!"

    "Aah—!"

    A group of monsters reeking of foul odors, with bloated bodies covered in blisters, clumsily shuffled about as they fled in panic.

    They were the so-called "Impure Spirits."

    These creatures could no longer roar their crude "wahahaha" laughs, but instead shrieked with terror-filled eyes.

    What inspired such fear in them were the Chosen Ones warriors of the "Purification Guard"!

    "Die—!"

    "Purge them all!"

    "Perish, every last one!"

    "Hahahaha—!"

    While hunting the "Impure Spirits," the "Purification Guard" also emitted low, menacing laughter.

    As their "Holy Light chainsaw swords" and "Holy Light Explosive Guns" purged the "Impure Spirits" one after another, even the revolting pus evaporated completely under the Holy Light!

    Meanwhile, the "Purification Guard" themselves seemed to undergo terrifying changes under the Giant God’s "excessive catalysis" and "hyper-modifications."

    They grew taller!

    Consequently, the war organization’s technical officers had to forge new armor for them.

    Most surprisingly, these warriors had become "fat"!

    Specifically, each sported a "beer belly"; many even developed mutations like extra horns or spines on their heads and backs.

    This forced most to modify their "magical-energy-powered armor" before it could fit properly.

    During the hunts, the Chosen Ones’ armor became stained with the "filthy blood" of "Impure Spirits," turning rust-colored with hints of dark green.

    Though they could easily cleanse these blood-curses using the Holy Light from the Sun, every "Purification Guard" preserved these tainted marks on their armor as badges of honor.

    To them, filthier armor meant more "Impure Spirits" slaughtered!

    Greater glory!

    And for glory, they hunted "Impure Spirits" relentlessly!

    Merely guarding their "recruitment world" and headquarters was no longer enough for these hunters; they even pursued their prey upon the deities themselves!

    Logically, after the Giant God expelled the "Vast Dragon God · Small Skull Species," the "Impure Spirits" fallen from them should have vanished.

    But instead, they were only growing in number.

    "Rubby-rub!"

    "Let me rubby-rub too!"

    "I want rubby-rub too!"

    The headquarters of the "Purification Guard" and the "recruitment world" suddenly became a hot spot, surrounded by a large crowd of deities.

    Specifically, these were the "ordinary Pan-Spirit Deities·quadrupedal type," which Trilobite saw as the "Strange Liaoning Dragon"—a group of fish- and meat-eating ankylosaurs.

    The "Impure Spirits" weren’t small deities or "micro divine rank beings" coexisting with others like the "Vast Dragon God" or "Giant Spirit God."

    Instead, these beings existing between deities and mortals often maintained a parasitic relationship with deities; they fed on radiation emitted by gods.

    Sometimes, to obtain magical energy, they’d extend ultra-fine root systems, stealthily corroding and infiltrating beneath the deity’s Steel Skin to siphon tiny amounts of magic energy.

    Though this didn’t compromise the Steel Skin’s hardness or breach the law substance Scale Armor, nor did their tiny energy theft noticeably affect deities,

    it brought maddening itchiness and irritation to the Primal Wilderness deities.

    These "Impure Spirits" resulted from volatile micro divine ranks merging with etheric liquid droplets and Primal Mud particles—utterly ubiquitous during the endless "etheric storms"!

    Nearly every deity roaming the "Primal Wilderness" was infected,

    including these "ordinary Pan-Spirit Deities·quadrupedal type."

    "Hoo…"

    "So comfy…"

    The "quadrupedal types" sprawled contentedly beneath the still-small "World Tree seedlings."

    Their blissful eyes showed how much they relished this "service" and the profound relief afterward.

    But their comfort proved short-lived.

    "Whoooosh—hiiisss!"

    White smoke blasted onto the "ordinary Pan-Spirit Deities·quadrupedal type."

    "Aaarrrggh—!"

    Though the small skulls inspired no awe, the slender necks and colossal frames sent them scrambling backward!

    "Nasty!"

    "Blast it! Pest!"

    "Bully! Bully!"

    Protesting, the "quadrupedal types" still had to abandon their cozy paradise. Though all were "friends" of the Giant God, these heavily modified beings—now elevated to "Giant Spirit Gods," practically "Vast Dragon Gods" in "bipedal form"—weren’t foes to cross.

    "Boom—!"

    After evicting the "quadrupedal types," the "massive bipedal types" settled back into the muddy ground. Squinting, they sighed contentedly, savoring the World Tree seedlings’ "service."

    Yet the expelled "quadrupedal types" moped only briefly.

    Because…

    "Buzz—!"

    The "Giant Jaws Mark" deep within their souls suddenly flared.

    Simultaneously…

    "Boom—! Boom—! Boom—!"

    The Primordial Earth quaked anew.

    More colossal deities seemed to be advancing toward the World Tree!

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