Chapter 953

Chapter 953: The Rain of Excrement

“This Ruins World might be a bit run-down, but the scenery is still quite pleasant.”

By the lake in the Ruins World, Xu Fan was grilling the spiritual fish he had just caught.

He wasn’t here for treasure hunting, so he wasn’t in a hurry to explore.

Just then, a beam of light streaked across the horizon.

“This aura feels somewhat familiar,” Xu Fan said, watching the light vanish into the distance.

As he enjoyed his grilled fish, he occasionally glanced at the beams of light darting across the sky like meteors. In the distance, the echoes of combat backlash could be heard.

Suddenly, thunder roared from thousands of miles away.

Xu Fan glanced in that direction and remarked, “That must be the kid from the Lightning Punishment Heavenly Sect. Looks like he’s putting up a good fight.”

“Any true immortal who can afford to spend 100,000 Immortal Jade to enter here must have some serious skills.”

From what Xu Fan had observed, the true immortals who entered were at least strong enough to dominate the public arena.

While Xu Fan was casually observing from afar, a short sword suddenly shot toward him from behind.

Xu Fan’s head flew into the air, and blood erupted from his severed neck.

A towering column of blood shot up into the sky, reaching three thousand miles high.

The black-robed true immortal who had ambushed Xu Fan stared at the headless corpse, puzzled by the endless stream of blood.

“A true immortal practicing the blood sea path shouldn’t bleed like this,” the black-robed true immortal muttered, hidden within his cloak.

“If a true immortal has mastered body refinement to its peak, severing their head would result in this kind of scene. Their blood power is so immense that it could gush for three days without stopping.”

A voice spoke up beside the black-robed true immortal.

At the same time, a crushing force, like a mountain, immobilized the black-robed true immortal.

“Did you really spend 100,000 Immortal Jade to come to the celestial spirit ruin world just to rob someone?”

Xu Fan’s calm voice echoed.

Beside him, the headless corpse, which had been gushing blood, had now transformed into a fountain, with the blood turning into clear spring water.

The black-robed true immortal, now frozen in place, first looked shocked, then his expression shifted to one of utter despair.

Xu Fan had already retrieved all the Space Artifacts from the black-robed true immortal.

“You’ve got quite a collection here,” Xu Fan commented as he examined the items inside the Space Artifacts.

“Could you spare me?” the black-robed true immortal asked, his voice hoarse.

“Asking that makes you sound naive,” Xu Fan said, lightly patting the black-robed true immortal’s shoulder.

In an instant, Xu Fan was flooded with the black-robed true immortal’s memories, from childhood to the present.

“Heartless, ruthless, and indulgent in your desires—you’ve lived long enough,” Xu Fan said, reviewing the memories displayed in the light curtain.

“Please, taoist friend, grant me a quick death,” the immobilized black-robed true immortal said, pretending to remain calm.

In his mind, he was already imagining the most brutal punishments the Immortal Realm had to offer.

“Let me give you a quick end; anything else would be too unfair for what you’ve done in the past.”

“Come with me back to the sect, and I’ll treat you to some fresh and exquisite seafood,” Xu Fan said with a bright smile, as if he were welcoming an old friend.

“Alright, first go and get me some game; you ruined the grilled fish I was halfway through,” Xu Fan added.

The black-robed true immortal found his body moving uncontrollably as he flew off into the distance, quickly returning with a little beast resembling an antelope.

With a look of terror in his eyes, the black-robed true immortal expertly killed the beast for its blood, skinned it, and began to marinate it.

He even used fire techniques to start a blaze.

Xu Fan took out various seasonings and laid them on the ground for grilling.

Just then, Xu Fan suddenly received some news.

“You stay here and take your time; I’ll be back soon.”

At this moment, a million miles away, Wang Xiangchi and his two disciples were being chased by a group of true immortals.

“Hand over what you have, and we’ll spare your lives!”

“With your Quasi-Immortal cultivation levels, having those items in your possession would only bring disaster,” said the leading true immortal pursuing Wang Xiangchi and his disciples.

“First come, first served; you’ll have to catch us first,” Han Feiyu said, pulling out a talisman and activating it.

A massive Rain of Excrement technique appeared, and suddenly, a foul odor spread across the sky.

Countless drops of excrement rained down on the group of true immortals.

“Is that… excrement?”

The pursuing true immortal looked confused, as the foul smell triggered memories from his early training days.

“Are you trying to disgust us?”

The group of ten true immortals whipped up a strong wind to blow away the Rain of Excrement covering a hundred-mile radius.

Han Feiyu, watching all of this, smiled.

The Immortal-grade Rain of Excrement talisman made by my Fifth Martial Uncle isn’t so easy to dispel.

The technique covering a hundred-mile radius seemed unaffected and continued to blanket the group of true immortals.

“All teleport now!”

The group of true immortals vanished, reappearing just outside the range of the Rain of Excrement.

But they were all evenly covered in an indescribable substance.

Fuming at the foul odor on their bodies, the true immortals were instantly furious.

Feeling the overwhelming pressure from the true immortals behind them, Wang Xiangchi glared at Han Feiyu.

“Are you trying to make things even more chaotic?”

Just then, a roar came from behind.

“Use spirit as a medium and trap them!!”

“Use blood as a medium and hold them down!!”

They unleashed their secret techniques kept in reserve.

Before Wang Xiangchi and his two companions, a red and blue formation appeared, trapping them.

“Senior brother, this move really stirs up trouble; it seems that even if we hand over the items, we can’t escape death,” Jian Wujie said, though his expression remained relaxed.

“It was only a matter of time. This group of true immortals is far stronger than us; there’s no way we can escape. It seems we’ll have to seek help from your Master Ancestor,” Wang Xiangchi replied.

If there were only three or four true immortals on the other side, Wang Xiangchi felt he might still have a chance to fight back.

But facing a full group of ten true immortals, he truly felt uncertain.

“I originally intended to give you a quick end after you turned over that stuff.”

“Now I’ve changed my mind. I want to hang your celestial spirits high in the skies and let the raging winds torment you for ten thousand years!”

At this moment, the group of true immortals had cleaned off the indescribable substances from their bodies.

However, the foul odor still clung to them, refusing to go away.

The group of true immortals surrounded the formation, hurling the most venomous insults at Wang Xiangchi and his disciples.

Just then, a beam of sword light seemingly appeared from the heavens, piercing through the ten true immortals in an instant.

“I could smell this foul odor from a thousand miles away. If I hadn’t come to save you, these true immortals would really have tormented you for ten thousand years,” Xu Fan’s voice rang out, though he remained unseen.

“Thank you, Master (Master Ancestor),” the three disciples expressed their gratitude.

“Alright, continue your treasure hunting, and just call me if you need anything.”

The weather gradually fell into silence.

The formation trapping them disappeared, and they endured, gathering the Space Artifacts from the ten slain true immortals amidst the lingering foul odor.

“Try to use that less in the future; it’s just as disgusting to yourself as it is to others,” Wang Xiangchi said, feeling a bit nauseous, as if the stench had seeped into his very soul.

“Exactly,” Jian Wujie nodded, also feeling queasy.