Chaotic Lightning Cultivation
Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Harem, Martial Arts, Mature, Romance, Xianxia, Chinese
Title: 混沌雷修 Hun Dun Lei Xiu
Author: 写字板 Xie Zi Ban
Novel Status: Completed at 954 Chapters
Synopsis provided by athlonkmf:
“His parents were the geniuses of the sect. But they were apparently killed while on a mission when he was barely 6. As he apparently did not excel in any of the 5 elements, in fact, all 5 elements are in balance in his body. Thus, our fatty is deemed to be trash and does not deserve the respect his parents had.
He is allowed to have one task, to collect garbage of the sect until he reaches the initial test-age where he has to proof to be worthy to stay in the sect.
Our fatty has no choice but to cultivate the only heritage his parents gave him. A mysterious black pearl.
Unfortunately for him, this pearl seems to be only useful for… collecting garbage…”
Original Synopsis (gets a little weird here):
A Little Fatty who was constantly bullied in his sect, by relying on the Magical Artifact his parents left behind, cultivated the peerless, primally chaotic Five Elements Lightning technique. Using this, he slowly rose and dominated the continents. 10th Step Water Divine Lighting, 3rd Step Fire Divine Lightning, 5th Step Earth Divine Lighting, 7th Step Metal Divine Lighting, Lesser 5 Element Soul Divine Lighting, Greater 5 Element Destruction Divine Lighting, Dark Purple Divine Lighting, Pure Divine Lighting, Clear Sky Divine Lighting, Righteous Taichi Divine Lightning. (ED: Sounds like a whole bunch of wumbo jumbo there)
~A monk once said, “One who has dissatisfactions should get struck by all 5 bolts of lightning”~